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Old 04-11-2008, 01:52 PM   #1
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Maybe I should have included this in the prenumptuals thread as a good example of when to have one?

Which gang?

His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

You all probably know a couple who are in a intergang relationship who go through these issues.
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I recall my parents having to go through this, its a hard decision and in the end they were both gunned down in a bloody masscre by one another's rival gang.

I raised myself. Started my own gang and murdered both of those gangs that killed my parents.

My life has been one non-stop gang war and that the way I aims to keep it.
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He'll probably drop out of the gang and go to college just to spite them.
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I recall my parents having to go through this, its a hard decision and in the end they were both gunned down in a bloody masscre by one another's rival gang.

I raised myself. Started my own gang and murdered both of those gangs that killed my parents.

My life has been one non-stop gang war and that the way I aims to keep it.
I'm not sure if you're Batman, or Romeo & Juliet's kid.
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Shouldn't these parents be worrying about when the kid gets whacked, as opposed to who he get's whacked by?
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The "Child Services" gang.
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I recall my parents having to go through this, its a hard decision and in the end they were both gunned down in a bloody masscre by one another's rival gang.

I raised myself. Started my own gang and murdered both of those gangs that killed my parents.

My life has been one non-stop gang war and that the way I aims to keep it.
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I'm not sure if you're Batman, or Romeo & Juliet's kid.
Both. I am Mercutio Wayne.

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Kaiser Sousa and the Electric Light Orchestra ladies and Gentlemen.
I dont know of this Kaiser or his band.
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I dont know of this Kaiser or his band.
Just don't go around talking about shootings as verbal kent.

Or tell us that you've been in a line up and told to repeat the line "Hand me the keys mother****er"
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Just don't go around talking about shootings as verbal kent.

Or tell us that you've been in a line up and told to repeat the line "Hand me the keys mother****er"
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I think they'd probably want to go with the gang that offers the best extra-curriculars and enrichment programs.
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I think they'd probably want to go with the gang that offers the best extra-curriculars and enrichment programs.
Is there one that has better health benefits? Bullet-Removal Coverage?
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^I'd be more concerned about the overall gang-member to pre-schooler ratio.
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Old 04-12-2008, 05:05 PM   #17
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With a touchy issue like this I think it has to follow the sex talk theory where the babydaddyies talk to boys about bang'n and babymommas talk to the girls about cook'n and clean'n.

In this case dad gets to choose which gang his boys pledges into. And ma gets to pick for her daughters. Whatever the case may be and whatever they decide I just hope they have LOTS of kids so the numbers balance out. I'd hate to see on parent get "driven by" because they created more gang members for the other crew.
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i recommend that they check into the day care programs on offer.

beyond that...i recommend one of the following:

backyardigans hoodlums
go diego go adventure posse
dora's explorers
spongebob's squarepants
alvin's chipmunks

but i would not let either of them join:

tinkerbell's fairies
disney princesses
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These parents need beaten silly then have the child taken away and put on a farm here in iowa so he knows what hard work is about. Then the only thing the kid has to worry about is getting kicked in the Balls while milking the cow instead of being shot at 10. This is horrible. I dont understand gangs what so ever.

I know the area that I live in we have alot a mexican "gangs" until spring and summer when all the hells angels come out of hibernation then all of a sudden the mexicans go into hiding. I dont understand that way of life
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