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Old 04-10-2008, 12:55 PM   #21
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I say go for it. Take as much junk as you can, and take pictures to document the outcome. Let us know how it works out for you...
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:50 PM   #22
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Steroids are cool, if your an east german female swimmer.

Or a communist.
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:51 PM   #23
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Steroids are cool, if your an east german female swimmer.

Or a communist.
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:12 PM   #24
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Does it hurt?

Taking steroids I mean....
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:16 PM   #25
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Does it hurt?

Taking steroids I mean....
I don't know. Maybe after today, I can give a better report. Actually, ask that guy from Rocky IV, they were injecting some sort of substance into his Lenin-loving veins.
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:35 PM   #26
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Consider me skeptic that you're 14, but running along that premise:

Do you play any sort of competitive sports, because that would still constitute cheating.

Even if not, I once played men's league soccer on a team where we had a guy that roided it up and its not a pleasant thing to be around.

He was a small guy, only about 5,5 or so and when I started playing with him he was probably 130 pounds. In a little under a year he was huge. He kinda looked like a dwarf from LOTR, short but enormous. Probably over 200 pounds.

Now, take that as you want to, but the part that sucks is roids, and HGH is a form of steroid, mess with you. They mess with your body and they mess with your head.

This guy went from small fun-loving, humorous joking kind of guy into captain intensity trying to fight everyone all the time for no reason.

We ended up kicking him off the team because he actually got so many cards and suspensions that our team was fined several times. Not to mention that he was always having trouble breathing and complained constantly of chest pains.

He was no fun on the field and he was no fun at the bar. He just could never relax.

Now, I coach 14 year olds in soccer, and I can tell you that I would be supremely pissed if I found out any of them were on the roids.
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:56 PM   #27
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In high school we had a guy on our football team who was using the juice. He was a good football player, and probably didn't use it, but it gave him an incredible edge on the field.

But he was the guy that nobody wanted to be around because he had that crazy edge to him. We always thought that he would go into a roid rage and eat a bullet for the smallest things.

I remember that he locked his car keys in his car one day and proceeded to throw a rock through the window to get get them.

I think most people on roids now balance off the mood swings with other chemicals.

Even if your playing a competitive sport, its stupid to take the stuff, frankly three or four years of glory isn't enough to justify a life time of baldness, shrinky dink and daily kidney dialysis. oh year and a pert set of man boobs.
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