The CP LOLcats Thread

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[Locke]

McG is back, we may all rest easier....

[NSFL]

Hey, was I not good enough for you Locke? Huh?



Although I did enjoy spending time posting instead of writing my paper, I don't think I could deal with the pressure of being a full time LOLcat poster. I guess this is what separates the pros from the amateurs.

[Five-hole]

Originally Posted by McG

My brain melted!

Originally Posted by McG

So awesome.

[worth]

Originally Posted by NSFL

hahahahaha, holy moly it's dr. phil. uncanny!

[SebC]

Originally Posted by NSFL

Hey, was I not good enough for you Locke? Huh?

This is really funny coming from the girl who once tried to find a boyfriend on CP.

[NSFL]

Hey, I'm still looking for that boyfriend.

Takers? Anyone? Lol.

And to not derail the thread.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by NSFL

Hey, I'm still looking for that boyfriend.

Takers? Anyone? Lol.

And to not derail the thread.

Perhaps too good for me? Ask anyone whos met me, I'm actually a very shy, mellow and introspective soul who likes long walks on beaches and such...they are actually more drunken stumbles on beaches but you get the idea....

I am mild mannered Clark Kent to Locke's Superman!

Dont tell 4x4, he still doesnt know....

And Now:

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by NSFL

Hey, I'm still looking for that boyfriend.

Takers? Anyone? Lol.

And to not derail the thread.

Let me tell you a bit about myself

Clears throat

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, such an a**hole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's a real ######ing )

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the world's biggest a**hole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear ######in' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an a**hole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that a**hole
And it turns out it was him
What an a**hole!

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)

A - ** - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - ** - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an a**hole and proud of it

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by Locke

Perhaps too good for me? Ask anyone whos met me, I'm actually a very shy, mellow and introspective soul who likes long walks on beaches and such...they are actually more drunken stumbles on beaches but you get the idea....

I am mild mannered Clark Kent to Locke's Superman!

Dont tell 4x4, he still doesnt know....

*Snip*

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Let me tell you a bit about myself

Clears throat

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream

*snip*

I have no idea what to say to either of you, so I'll just ignore you.

[NSFL]

[NSFL]

[NSFL]

I totally didn't figure this one out until I read the discription. Does that look like lil'Darth to you?

[McG]