04-07-2008, 05:09 PM
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#61
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Uncle Chester
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Funny this thread should come up. The powers that be just bought us a new conference table. It's very nice but so what right? That's what I thought. Guess what? The top flips over and converts into a freaking poker table with padded arm rests. They then take us into the Sales Managers office to show us our new beer fridge...fully stocked. I kid you not. I knew we had a good year last year but this was an unexpected gesture of good will.
Not a bad Monday.
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04-07-2008, 05:09 PM
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#62
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
Since my wife has gone back to work, I take care of our offspring every other weekend. Just me and the kid. I love her to bits, but man oh man. My hat goes off to you and everyone else that can do it on a regular basis.
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I would love to just watch one kid!!! Its when they unite that they become scary.. Mob mentality starts early.
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04-07-2008, 05:12 PM
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#63
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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When I grow up I want to be an internet Lawyer, so I can go around slapping lawsuits against all the slanderous people on the internet. First I need a PI to figure out who these people with fake names really are though.
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04-07-2008, 05:18 PM
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#64
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Montana Moe
I love CP! Johnny 99 is on fire today!*
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04-07-2008, 05:21 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife
When I grow up I want to be an internet Lawyer, so I can go around slapping lawsuits against all the slanderous people on the internet. First I need a PI to figure out who these people with fake names really are though.
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You havent known fear until you meet another CPer. 
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04-07-2008, 05:30 PM
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#66
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
This thread is pretty funny though. Someone indeed needs to learn not to feed the fotze. What an over-reaction though. I'LL SUE YOU FOR SLANDER!!
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Not the first over-reaction though... Think back to the "Who did you vote for?" thread about the Alberta Provincial ele cti on...
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04-07-2008, 05:31 PM
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#67
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by kermitology
DIAF you SOB!!
Rick Roll'd.. Christ.
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Lol.. that was actually a suggestion from the guys in the office when I was telling them about this thread, I'm a good straight man so they thought it would be great.
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04-07-2008, 05:49 PM
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#68
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n00b!
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ha ha fotze is gonna get sued
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04-07-2008, 05:52 PM
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#69
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#1 Goaltender
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I was the designated parent for four years, so chid's job sounds eerily familiar.
I'm presently in a job that deals with federal tax, so it's pretty stressful right now. I needed a phone number to call a co-worker, and I asked my immediate supervisor, who's a pretty heavy-duty music fan. The number didn't work, and I realized I was punk'd when I looked at the number..............867-5309.
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04-07-2008, 05:57 PM
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#70
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
You havent known fear until you meet another CPer. |
CaptainCrunch?
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04-07-2008, 05:57 PM
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#71
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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Hostile, intimidating and petty.
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I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
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04-07-2008, 06:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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I just keep checking this thread to see if Johnny99 posts his statement of claim here against Fotze! I can't be the only one?
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04-07-2008, 06:14 PM
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#73
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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I work in an office that allows me to cruise CP through most of the day, so it can't be that bad.
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04-07-2008, 06:30 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Well, what's my office like? Quite laid back but when things need to be done, they need to be done now. You just kinda got to roll with the punches.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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04-07-2008, 06:34 PM
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#75
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Well, what's my office like? Quite laid back but when things need to be done, they need to be done now. You just kinda got to roll with the punches.
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Are you serious? Have you yourself been a victim of workplace violence? I know a good lawyer who I can put you in touch with, he specializes in workplace harassment lawsuits.
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04-07-2008, 06:36 PM
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#76
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny 99
Are you serious? Have you yourself been a victim of workplace violence? I know a good lawyer who I can put you in touch with, he specializes in workplace harassment lawsuits.
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LOL.
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04-07-2008, 06:36 PM
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#77
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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He could probably get the guys in the office to quit calling me 'hot stuff' and saying 'hey good-lookin' to me too, however, I like to go with the flow... (And I'm not talking Aunt Flow...) It's part of what makes working where I work so unique.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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04-07-2008, 06:39 PM
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#78
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
He could probably get the guys in the office to quit calling me 'hot stuff' and saying 'hey good-lookin' to me too, however, I like to go with the flow... (And I'm not talking Aunt Flow...) It's part of what makes working where I work so unique.
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Firefly, workplace violence is not okay under any circumstances. If you really have had to roll on the floor because you're been punched, it's time to stand up for yourself and take legal action.
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04-07-2008, 06:40 PM
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#79
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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Originally Posted by Johnny 99
Firefly, workplace violence is not okay under any circumstances. If you really have had to roll on the floor because you're been punched, it's time to stand up for yourself and take legal action.
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but if she stands up she'll just get hit again 
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04-07-2008, 06:44 PM
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#80
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Really? Cause I work for the Flames and they get hit all the time... why shouldn't I too? Take one for the team and all that.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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