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Old 04-02-2008, 07:28 PM   #61
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I'm a firm believer that underwear can make a persons day. If I wake up grouchy, I put on matching bra and panties in a fun color. Makes me feel good, sexy, happier. If it's happy face boxers that do the same for you, buy more. She's probably grouchy 'cause her ratty white sports bra doesn't match her ratty grey panties.
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:32 PM   #62
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:34 PM   #63
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If I wake up grouchy, I put on matching bra and panties in a fun color. Makes me feel good, sexy, happier.
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:50 PM   #64
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I have "silky like feeling" Batman boxers.... I'm wearing them now...
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:07 PM   #65
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Since we are talking about underwear, I have an embarrassing underwear story from yesterday. Our super-hot sales gal was sitting with me at work as we were working on the layout of a catalogue for her customer. I went to the printer to collect my prints and strolled back to my desk. Our art department is a very large, very open area, and I work with many women. On the way back to my desk, the super old underwear I was wearing decided it could no longer contain my right nut. I felt it fall out, but what could I do? Can't adjust in front of hot sales gal, female boss and three other female co-workers, right? So I play it careful and adjust my entry into my chair to accomodate for "Mr. Dangley". Well I'm good as gold until the milli-second before my arse hits the chair and my ratty old undies decide they can't hold old lefty either and WHAM-O!! I sit with ALL of my weight on my left ball. Sweet mother of pearl did I ever cry on the inside. I stopped at Costco on the way home for new tighty whities.
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:15 PM   #66
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Since we are talking about underwear, I have an embarrassing underwear story from yesterday. Our super-hot sales gal was sitting with me at work as we were working on the layout of a catalogue for her customer. I went to the printer to collect my prints and strolled back to my desk. Our art department is a very large, very open area, and I work with many women. On the way back to my desk, the super old underwear I was wearing decided it could no longer contain my right nut...
As a female, I will never understand how that feels, but reading that made me giggle hysterically. Thanks!
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Old 04-02-2008, 09:19 PM   #67
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I just quickly looked through the thread, and I haven't seen it listed... but isn't it "I see London, I see France" ?
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:24 PM   #68
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I just quickly looked through the thread, and I haven't seen it listed... but isn't it "I see London, I see France" ?
Google says you are more correct than I, although there are a few references to my interpretation - however, considering that the first two results point to this thread, I guess that's not much in the way of confirmation.

On the other hand, considering how old this thread is, it being searchable on Google already is either amazingly coincidental or pretty ****** impressive on their part.
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