04-01-2008, 06:47 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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I see Britain, I see France
So my friend was over the other day when I was folding my laundry, and she saw my happy face boxers (you know, bright yellow with the smiley guy on 'em), whereupon the conversation went like this:
"What the hell are those?"
"My happy face boxers! Haha, aren't they absolutely SWEET!"
"What are you, 12? No grown man wants to wear happy face boxers - do you actually wear those on dates?"
"Well, they're more for workdays - you'll be all depressed and then think to yourself - Dude, I've got the happy face boxers on! MONSTROUS OWNAGE!!!"
"More like monstrously stupid!"
So am I crazy, or is she crazy? Well, I don't actually need the answer to that - she's just jealous 'cause they probably don't have happy face girly underwear. Nor beer bottle undies either, which is the other pair I wear when I'm thinkin' I'll need a pick-me-up later.
So let's do a poll, so I can scientifically refute any further claims that happy face boxers aren't the bee's knees:
Option A: Yes, I have goofy underwear of some kind. In fact, I have a pair of ____________
Option B: No, I live in the no-fun zone. Sometimes I cut myself to see the black, bilious blood pump from my cold, dead heart, and then I sigh, and put on black jeans over my glum black gaunch.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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04-01-2008, 06:51 PM
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Lives In Fear Of Labelling
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Wdf????
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04-01-2008, 06:51 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Option A:
I have 5 pairs of joe boxers with various smileys..
I also have simpsons and family guy boxers, plus a couple pairs of southpark boxers.
That chick just sounds bitchy and opinionated. As if she doesnt have a couple pairs of funderwear
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04-01-2008, 06:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Did they ever find that guy, Jammies?
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04-01-2008, 06:54 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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I have underwear with squirrels on them and some with hearts. In fact, about 70% of my underwear has some sort of goofy "Gap" pattern on them.
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04-01-2008, 06:55 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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No happy face boxers for me. Actually.. I don't anything remotely close to that. Just basic boxer briefs for me.
I guess I just think woman are supposed to have the fun undies.
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"Opinions are like demo tapes, and I don't want to hear yours" -- Stephen Colbert
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04-01-2008, 06:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: back in the 403
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I have purple Calvin Klein underwear
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04-01-2008, 06:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Ive got some green camo Garfield boxers. Theyre pretty sweet.
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04-01-2008, 06:59 PM
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Missed the bus
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My boxers have hookers and blow on them.
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04-01-2008, 06:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sainters7
I have purple Calvin Klein underwear
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ahhhh Marty McFly
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04-01-2008, 07:10 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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My boxers are spotted.
I'll leave this one open.....
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04-01-2008, 07:14 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by underGRADFlame
Wdf????
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I'll put you down for Option B, then - thanks!
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Originally Posted by burn_this_city
Option A:
I have 5 pairs of joe boxers with various smileys..
I also have simpsons and family guy boxers, plus a couple pairs of southpark boxers.
That chick just sounds bitchy and opinionated. As if she doesnt have a couple pairs of funderwear
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Yah she is kinda bitchy - especially as her bitchiness just amuses me, and that makes her bitchier. I must say, however, FIVE PAIRS of smiley boxers means you are my new hero. Don't you ever change!
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Originally Posted by Jayems
Did they ever find that guy, Jammies?
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Oh yah, they found him. If you mean the real Jammies, that is. It was a heartwarming story that'll probably make the CBC weekly movie one day.
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Originally Posted by arsenal
No happy face boxers for me. Actually.. I don't anything remotely close to that. Just basic boxer briefs for me.
I guess I just think woman are supposed to have the fun undies.
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Hmm, are your boxers... black?
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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04-01-2008, 07:48 PM
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Franchise Player
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Commando for the win
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04-01-2008, 07:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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pretty standard, nothing out of the ordinary. so option B i guess.
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04-01-2008, 08:11 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
they probably don't have happy face girly underwear.
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Ohhh yes they do.
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Originally Posted by jammies
Dude, I've got the happy face boxers on! MONSTROUS OWNAGE!!!
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This made me LOL
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04-01-2008, 08:12 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I generally wear the standard boxer briefs, however I do have a smiley pair of boxers, a Family Guy pair of boxers, and a pair of Batman boxers.
I mean if you're walking around the house/apartment in your underwear when you have company, at least give them a way to cover up they fact they're staring at your arse/package.
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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04-01-2008, 08:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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I have smiley face boxers. They're great.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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04-01-2008, 08:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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I think that girl needs to quit watching TV.
Except for Flames games.
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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04-01-2008, 08:35 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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You guys wear underwear? Weird.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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04-01-2008, 08:36 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
You guys wear underwear? Weird.
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I leave my fly down way to much to ever go commando
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