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Old 03-15-2005, 10:57 PM   #1
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Stole this off another forum - basically, take a line from a movie, and replace a key word with "pants". This thread will fall flat on its face, guaranteed...but worth a shot.

"I sense a disturbance in the pants."

"Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope!"

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... pants."
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:01 PM   #2
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You can't fight in the pants room.
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:02 PM   #3
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"Maybe don't wear pants next time"
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:04 PM   #4
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"With great pants comes great responsibility"

"um, excuse me, I think you stole my pants"

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - pants hysteria."

"Get off my pants"

"Pants...I hate pants"
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:11 PM   #5
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"Dude, where's my pants?"

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Old 03-15-2005, 11:18 PM   #6
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I'm the king of the Pants!

You pant, I pant. (sounds better singular)
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:20 PM   #7
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"give me back my pants!"

- Mel Gibson
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:27 PM   #8
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"I feel the need. The need for pants!"

- "Goose" and "Maverik"
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:32 PM   #9
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"I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"...they may take our lives, but they'll never take- OUR PANTS!"

"Joey, do you like movies about pants?"
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:32 PM   #10
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"So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my pants. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get pantsed."

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Old 03-15-2005, 11:39 PM   #11
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"Pants...where we're going we don't need pants"

-Back to the Future
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:48 PM   #12
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Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my pants back, you son of bitch.
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Old 03-15-2005, 11:56 PM   #13
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"The first rule of pants club is: you don't talk about pants club"

"Go ahead.... Make my pants"
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:19 AM   #14
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Say hello to my little pants!!
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:49 AM   #15
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"My pants.....They don't like you!"...

"Okay, I'll zip it!"
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Old 03-16-2005, 05:50 AM   #16
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The pants?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE PANTS!
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:37 AM   #17
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"Girls only want boyfriends with great pants"
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:39 AM   #18
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Wendy. Put the bat down Wendy. I'm not going to pants you! I'm just going to bash your freaking brains in!
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:03 AM   #19
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Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your pants, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
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Old 03-16-2005, 08:14 AM   #20
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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by pantsless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
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Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no pants.
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