04-01-2008, 01:41 PM
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#81
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
Be cafeful playing a prank on your gf or wife.
Us girls could always get you back!
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Read before you look....
But .... Wait a minute....
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Email from google? I don't get it.
How come girls can't use the internets?
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
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04-01-2008, 01:43 PM
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#82
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Flashpoint
Email from google? I don't get it.
How come girls can't use the internets?
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cause we're not smart
it was emailed to me that's why.
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Watching the Oilers defend is like watching fire engines frantically rushing to the wrong fire
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04-01-2008, 01:45 PM
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#83
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
cause we're not smart
it was emailed to me that's why. |
save the pic and repost it on imageshack, don't leave us hanging 
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04-01-2008, 01:51 PM
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#84
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by The Goon
Breakfast Television did a lame one this morning saying that the Flames were re-naming themselves the Calgary Cowboys.
If you want a good laugh, look in the current edition of FFWD for the Lululemon ad. It's a guy in this awful leotard outfit called the "Mansy", and the ad says it's available in limited quantities on April 1.
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That was pretty bad, and also very easy to tell it was a complete load!
Come on... if something like this is going down, City TV will be days behind anyone else.
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04-01-2008, 01:55 PM
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#85
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Incinerator
save the pic and repost it on imageshack, don't leave us hanging |
oh! didn't realize.. blah i'm just dumb
found the link.....
Read before you look....
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But .... Wait a minute....
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Watching the Oilers defend is like watching fire engines frantically rushing to the wrong fire
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04-01-2008, 04:23 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
oh! didn't realize.. blah i'm just dumb
found the link.....
Read before you look....
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But .... Wait a minute....
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That was like an all day punchline!
How come her pants are still on?
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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04-01-2008, 04:45 PM
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#87
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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04-01-2008, 05:05 PM
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#88
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Man, this one is awesome if you are a fan of Grand Theft Auto, or Chris Tucker for that matter. Love the "50 million dollars!?" and the "Waagh" out of the truck. Suprisingly well done, and the clips really lend themselves well.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...d#comments_top
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04-01-2008, 05:40 PM
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#89
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: 103 104END 106 109 111 117 122 202 203 207 208 216 217 219 221 222 224 225 313 317 HC G
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What's with this rule that April Fools Day stops at 12pm? Ugh.
Anyway, I work at a vacation company. Called in to a coworker as a texas (he's Aussie, had no clue ) and went over a $20k vacation for 20 minutes, thinking he was getting a huge commission. Then I went into how I needed a second booking for my mistress. I ended up in front of his desk at the end, took him some time to register what was going on 
Also took out someone elses mouseball. He always has a lot of problems with his mouse, so it took him a while to realize the ball was missing. Also did the tape under a laser mouse and desktop screenshot to remove icons to another coworker.
All in all, nothing too crazy or anything that required real effort 
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04-01-2008, 06:04 PM
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#90
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Scoring Winger
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Quite the exciting April Fools day for me. Here is the story:
I live in residence at the UofA, so I had to be on my guard. I made sure to lock my door and check to see if everything was normal, but still got pranked. At about 4 AM I awoke to the sound of bottles and cans rattling together outside my door. When I looked outside my peephole, I saw a massive pile of recyclables against my door. I busted outside and soon found out who the culprit was, some loser Oiler fan who I've wanted to prank for months, and now I had an excuse. What happened next was my greatest prank.
This guy is quite the loser, sleeps all day, doesn't go to class, causes a lot of trouble, etc.. I had been planning this prank for a while, and this morning was the time to do it. While he was pulling other pranks throughout the residence, I went inside his room and took his phone and keys. Then, I waited for him to go to sleep (he leaves his door wide open when he sleeps), and completely reversed the lock on his door. The deadbolt was facing the outside, he was caged inside of his room.
This guy is mentally unstable and I knew this would be hilarious. Sometime around 9 AM I ran into his room and poured ice cold water on his face, just for the hell of it. He got out of his bed to chase me, but he was locked inside his room with no phone or keys. He then lost it. Started screaming, destroying things in his room, etc.. Then I left for class laughing.
Nobody on my floor likes the kid, so when he pleaded for others to let him out they just laughed at him and told him to f- off. Finally after about an hour into his mental breakdown somebody finally let him out of his cage (I was at class at the time).
Payback's a biotch! 
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04-01-2008, 06:06 PM
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#91
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
Quite the exciting April Fools day for me. Here is the story:
I live in residence at the UofA, so I had to be on my guard. I made sure to lock my door and check to see if everything was normal, but still got pranked. At about 4 AM I awoke to the sound of bottles and cans rattling together outside my door. When I looked outside my peephole, I saw a massive pile of recyclables against my door. I busted outside and soon found out who the culprit was, some loser Oiler fan who I've wanted to prank for months, and now I had an excuse. What happened next was my greatest prank.
This guy is quite the loser, sleeps all day, doesn't go to class, causes a lot of trouble, etc.. I had been planning this prank for a while, and this morning was the time to do it. While he was pulling other pranks throughout the residence, I went inside his room and took his phone and keys. Then, I waited for him to go to sleep (he leaves his door wide open when he sleeps), and completely reversed the lock on his door. The deadbolt was facing the outside, he was caged inside of his room.
This guy is mentally unstable and I knew this would be hilarious. Sometime around 9 AM I ran into his room and poured ice cold water on his face, just for the hell of it. He got out of his bed to chase me, but he was locked inside his room with no phone or keys. He then lost it. Started screaming, destroying things in his room, etc.. Then I left for class laughing.
Nobody on my floor likes the kid, so when he pleaded for others to let him out they just laughed at him and told him to f- off. Finally after about an hour into his mental breakdown somebody finally let him out of his cage (I was at class at the time).
Payback's a biotch! |
good thing he didn't die in a fire.
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04-01-2008, 06:07 PM
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#92
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by corporatejay
good thing he didn't die in a fire.
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LOL. People could have let him out at anytime, it wasn't like his life was in danger.
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04-01-2008, 06:11 PM
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#93
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
LOL. People could have let him out at anytime, it wasn't like his life was in danger.
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Haha, don't sleep easy tonight.
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04-01-2008, 06:13 PM
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#94
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by peter12
Haha, don't sleep easy tonight.
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I sleep easy all the time. He had his prank and I clearly outdid and outwitted him.
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04-01-2008, 06:13 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
LOL. People could have let him out at anytime, it wasn't like his life was in danger.
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Well if you/he lives in lister, his life is in danger everyday in the form of communicable diseases.
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04-01-2008, 06:16 PM
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#96
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by corporatejay
good thing he didn't die in a fire.
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Ahh the irony though of an Oilers fan dying in a fire at the hands of a Flames fan! (funny because he didn't actually die of course!)
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04-01-2008, 06:24 PM
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#97
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
I sleep easy all the time. He had his prank and I clearly outdid and outwitted him.
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No, I was just saying is it really wise to prank someone so bad who is mentally unstable.
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04-01-2008, 10:46 PM
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#98
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Originally Posted by corporatejay
Well if you/he lives in lister, his life is in danger everyday in the form of communicable diseases.
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Was this a Lister prank? I'm curious... and jay, the Norwalk outbreak didn't kill anyone. 
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04-01-2008, 11:19 PM
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#99
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Edmonton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathustra
Quite the exciting April Fools day for me. Here is the story:
I live in residence at the UofA, so I had to be on my guard. I made sure to lock my door and check to see if everything was normal, but still got pranked. At about 4 AM I awoke to the sound of bottles and cans rattling together outside my door. When I looked outside my peephole, I saw a massive pile of recyclables against my door. I busted outside and soon found out who the culprit was, some loser Oiler fan who I've wanted to prank for months, and now I had an excuse. What happened next was my greatest prank.
This guy is quite the loser, sleeps all day, doesn't go to class, causes a lot of trouble, etc.. I had been planning this prank for a while, and this morning was the time to do it. While he was pulling other pranks throughout the residence, I went inside his room and took his phone and keys. Then, I waited for him to go to sleep (he leaves his door wide open when he sleeps), and completely reversed the lock on his door. The deadbolt was facing the outside, he was caged inside of his room.
This guy is mentally unstable and I knew this would be hilarious. Sometime around 9 AM I ran into his room and poured ice cold water on his face, just for the hell of it. He got out of his bed to chase me, but he was locked inside his room with no phone or keys. He then lost it. Started screaming, destroying things in his room, etc.. Then I left for class laughing.
Nobody on my floor likes the kid, so when he pleaded for others to let him out they just laughed at him and told him to f- off. Finally after about an hour into his mental breakdown somebody finally let him out of his cage (I was at class at the time).
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That is absolutely hilarious, i was looking at the pictures of that on facebook earlier and wondered who managed to reverse the door handle. Brilliant.
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04-02-2008, 12:31 AM
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#100
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Zarathustra
I sleep easy all the time. He had his prank and I clearly outdid and outwitted him.
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Are you THAT sure he won't exact revenge on you?
Someone that's so mentaly unstable is not the kind of person i'd want to piss off. Somehow i think you'll be telling us more of this story in a few days.
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