Newfoundland and Labrador's seals are now facing a new threat - and PETA cannot explain it. From today's photograph captured by our staff it appears that "Sub Ice Sea Snakes" have been taking seal pups in large numbers.
Scientists managed to isolate one the once rare but now common snakes and draw it's blood for further genomic DNA testing. The DNA evidence discovered so far indicates these so called "sub ice sea snakes" are ruthless, cold and heartless reptiles that almost always speak with a forked tongue. (Scientific Name: Ottawasis Coldheartiness).
Also, from further, extensive DNA testing, scientists isolated a single gene and matched it with a similar species living on Parliament Hill. We will have more information as it becomes available.
Photo: Sloof Lirpa, NL Interactive
New Seal Threat ???
