03-31-2008, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by leonk19
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WOW does he take roll playing to a new extreme or what?
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03-31-2008, 11:04 PM
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#42
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by GreenLantern
You need to wrack up a killer score on Counterstrike or COD4, like just a massive K/D ratio, 100-3 or something. Print screen that, then tell her you have something for her that is very special. Something you know she has been waiting for.. and something you feel it is time to share together, for the rest of your lives.
After she is all teary eyed and expecting something ground breaking, you bust out the pic of your domination, shove it in her face and yell "PWNEEEEDD!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEWP PEW PWE!!" naturally performing the air gun motions while moving around her in a counter clockwise pattern. When she screams "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You say "Nothing sweetie, calm down, I am just strafing. PEW PEW PEW PEW!!"
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Ahahaha that was awesome, you need to do that and let us know how it goes.
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04-01-2008, 02:43 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
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Am I the only one who hates this stupid day?
It's not funny, i mean small personal pranks are okay i guess, but like big elaborate jokes from credible news sources are ######ed.
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04-01-2008, 07:07 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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haha xl103 is going on and on about the ring road being open and how they built it in secret. awesome. I was totally going to go check it out until I realized what day it was, and then I had a great laugh.
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04-01-2008, 07:15 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: SW Calgary
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We're having an elevator built at my workplace. The construction guys were in early this morning tearing out the tiles, and now it's a big pile of dirt. I started telling people they dug into an ancient burial ground of some sort.
I think I got a couple people.
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04-01-2008, 07:37 AM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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I just sent my boss an urgent email describing an elaborate screw-up on my part, and how hundreds of files worth of critical information are now lost, and may never be retrieved, thanks to my balls-up. I'm responsible for the protection and management of this info.
I 've gone on and on about how serious it is, and how I don't want this to cost me my job.
Awaiting reply. 
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04-01-2008, 07:43 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Breakfast Television did a lame one this morning saying that the Flames were re-naming themselves the Calgary Cowboys.
If you want a good laugh, look in the current edition of FFWD for the Lululemon ad. It's a guy in this awful leotard outfit called the "Mansy", and the ad says it's available in limited quantities on April 1.
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04-01-2008, 07:50 AM
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#48
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Franchise Player
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Click one of the featured videos on youtube today.
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04-01-2008, 07:59 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Originally Posted by fotze
Is he wearing body spray too?
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Ha! Most likely.
I looked for a version of the picture online, no luck.
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04-01-2008, 08:01 AM
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ALL ABOARD!
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Originally Posted by fredr123
Click one of the featured videos on youtube today.
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That's a good gag. Simple yet effective.
Never gonna give you up!
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04-01-2008, 08:21 AM
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#53
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by corporatejay
Am I the only one who hates this stupid day?
It's not funny, i mean small personal pranks are okay i guess, but like big elaborate jokes from credible news sources are ######ed.
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No, I'm with you.
I hate not being able to trust anything from "legitimate" news sources.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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04-01-2008, 08:28 AM
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#54
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
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The "Free" t-shirt is rot13 encoding
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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04-01-2008, 08:38 AM
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Norm!
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I've come to work with a small nuclear device today, I'm just looking for a place to hide it.
Just imagine the looks on their faces for the .00001 millisecond before their reduced to sub atomic particles.
April fools.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-01-2008, 08:44 AM
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#57
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First Line Centre
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Google is at it again:
Virgle
A little more obvious than last year's, but still pretty well thought out and executed. Wonder how many people will fall for this. The "application" questionnaire is pretty funny as well.
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04-01-2008, 08:44 AM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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I just got my girlfriend pretty good.
We go to different schools and I told her my program got cut due to spending cutbacks next year, but the school is offering the program during the summer so everyone can get their degree...Meaning I wouldn't be back in Calgary to spend time with her during the summer. I had her at the point of tears! April fools! Muahaha.
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04-01-2008, 08:49 AM
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#59
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I did a couple of small pranks today. Change people's login sounds and such (I'm the admin, I have rights to all the hard drive) and crank their speakers. This one guy is going to get an email and 5 Little Ducks by The Wiggles will play... its a loooong song for email notification.
Another one I did was zip tie the handle on people's chairs so that it goes all the way up. Then they sit down and the chair goes all the way down. Then the chair goes back up when they stand up.
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04-01-2008, 08:49 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Exp: 
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I just refuse to believe anything I am told today. When ever someone tells me something, I reply with "I'm not going to fall for that, it's April Fools"
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