My gf and I couldn't agree on what color we should paint a wall on our new livingroom. I was set on red, she wanted green. It stayed white/yellow/brownish for weeks and we argued all the time. Eventually I called immigration and had her sent back to Vladivlostok. My wall is now firey red.
A buddy of mine is an extremely talented artist, however he knows it all too well and is arrogant about it. He's also addicted to weed, so his motivation is next to nothing.
I ordered a new couch because my cat FUBAR'ed my old one; luckily the delivery truck ran her over.
I can't even seem to get my hair to stick the way I want it, it's too wild and stubborn. Thankfully I'm going bald.
My neighbour's got the greenest friggin' lawn imaginable, it's always in tip top condition. But yesterday he was arrested for having sex with his picnic table
I've been doing temp work for a few months now until I leave for an 8 week, financially hassle-free, vacation, but was relocated from the office in the Hague (a 40 minute trip) to Amsterdam (a 2 hour trip) with only 3 weeks to go. Thankfully I hit it off with a chick that works there and have been crashing at her place (30 minutes from the Amsterdam office) for now.
Eventhough the days go by so slow, the years go by so fast. (Thank you Isaac Brock).
I have a load to do today, but thankfully I found a thread I could waste my time on again.
Have a good one.
How Things Even Out by Jack Handey
