03-28-2008, 03:53 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Scary Health Issue
I just got a call from a friend of mine, and he says he thinks he ripped his colon while taking a dump. He says that he is bleeding and it hasn't stopped for about an hour. Now obviously he should go to a doctor, but has anyone else ever had something like this happen? I didn't even know it was possible. He said he had been constipated and finally went but felt intense pain and all the sudden blood. His brother is coming to pick him up and take him to a hospital.
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03-28-2008, 03:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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I've had big, hard, thick, intense, merciless poos that have resulted in the sight of a little blood, but nothing to the extent of "your friend." (  )
They do hurt like a bitch though. Hopefully he's ok.
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03-28-2008, 03:57 PM
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Possibly ruptured and internal hemroid...
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03-28-2008, 03:57 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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That is so messed up. I was just about to drop a monster duece.. now I feel nothing. I would think the hospital is a good idea.
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03-28-2008, 03:58 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by @theCBE
That is so messed up. I was just about to drop a monster duece.. now I feel nothing. I would think the hospital is a good idea.
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That's funny. I have a sudden urge to drop one...
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03-28-2008, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I think I saw this on an episode of "Manswers" once. 
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03-28-2008, 04:07 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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You and your "friend" must be really close if he called you to tell you about a bleeding R-sole. If it was extremely painful while passing a constipated dump, possibly an anal fissure. Looks like it'll be laxatives for a couple of weeks!
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03-28-2008, 04:09 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Cube Inmate
You and your "friend" must be really close if he called you to tell you about a bleeding R-sole. If it was extremely painful while passing a constipated dump, possibly an anal fissure. Looks like it'll be laxatives for a couple of weeks!
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We'll we're good friends, I mean he was scared I guess so he called me. I am extremely happy with my wife though.
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03-28-2008, 04:09 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CMPunk
Possibly ruptured and internal hemroid...
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Is this serious?
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03-28-2008, 04:11 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by fotze
Does he have a facebook page so we can send him our best wishes. Did he recently eat beets?
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He says it's blood, I asked him the same thing. I knew eventually all his fast food and drinking would catch up to him. Our group of friend has been trying to get him to go to the gym and get healthy.
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03-28-2008, 04:11 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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I wasn't implying homosexuality. I'm implying that he's your friend in the same way that I was holding that marijuana "for a friend" when my parents found it
Since you're still here, though, and not on your way to the hospital, I suppose I could be mistaken 
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03-28-2008, 04:12 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Oh dear god.
What a heinous thread.
Post some pics!
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03-28-2008, 04:14 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cube Inmate
I wasn't implying homosexuality. I'm implying that he's your friend in the same way that I was holding that marijuana "for a friend" when my parents found it
Since you're still here, though, and not on your way to the hospital, I suppose I could be mistaken |
LOL, yeah I thought people might think it was actually me. I am glad it isn't, it sounds very painful. I am pretty regular, I usally take a nice big one around 10am, then another smaller one around 7-8pm. It's like clockwork.
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03-28-2008, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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I've had hemoroid issues before. Came with the barium enima and colonoskpy the specialist suggested I get when trying to figure out what was wrong with my stomache 4 years ago. Almost the same idea as what your 'friend' went through. Nothing that a couple of days of supositorys didn't fix.
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03-28-2008, 04:29 PM
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P of Red
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Is it true that healthy poo should not stink very much?
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03-28-2008, 04:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Originally Posted by flamesdyehard
Is it true that healthy poo should not stink very much?
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You've sort of mixed up two different things here.
It has nothing to do with health. It's that (and I shouldn't even be telling you this) if you are part of what's called "The Beautiful People's Club" they give you pills that make your feces smell like fresh cinnamon rolls.
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03-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Does he have a facebook page so we can send him our best wishes. Did he recently eat beets?
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i know i'd want to get online well-wishes from random internet posters concerning my anal/rectal bleeding. it's just the right thing to do.
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03-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CMPunk
Possibly ruptured and internal hemroid...
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Could be.
That happenned to my brother-in-law. He drove like a mad-man to the hospital thinking he was going to die from internal bleeding. Turned out to be a ruptured hemmie.
Same sort of details as in the original post.
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Last edited by FlamesAddiction; 03-28-2008 at 04:47 PM.
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03-28-2008, 04:41 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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I guess the answer depends on one thing... how much blood are we talking here?
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03-28-2008, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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Ruptured hemi for sho. Silver bullets'll slay that monster.
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