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Old 03-22-2008, 12:42 PM   #1
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House got broken into last night and they must have heard us upstairs and got spooked because nothing got stolen. Either way, we think they'll come back now that they've seen whats down in the basement. I want to get some security bars for the basement windows. Anyone know where I can get them?
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:46 PM   #2
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Home Depot, Rona should sell them
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:58 PM   #4
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:03 PM   #5
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Did you hear them?
Pretty brave breaking into a house when people are home.
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Am i the only one wondering what kind of set-up he has in his basement?!



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Old 03-22-2008, 02:33 PM   #8
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:36 PM   #9
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Am i the only one wondering what kind of set-up he has in his basement?!



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Nope, I'm definitely wondering that too.
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Haha...it's been bugging me for about a half hour that he didn't say. I finally came back to this thread to ask but you beat me to it.
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He has a lifetime supply of hookers & blow sitting down there.

Honestly, what thread can that line NOT make it into?
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You should have Chris Simon'd the ballsy b@stard across the throat!

Either that or wire some car batteries to those window bars.

I wonder if thats legal.
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:09 PM   #13
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You should have Chris Simon'd the ballsy b@stard across the throat!

Either that or wire some car batteries to those window bars.

I wonder if thats legal.
Would that be the Chris Simon stick swing to mid section, or the Chris Simon skate stomp to leg?
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Would that be the Chris Simon stick swing to mid section, or the Chris Simon skate stomp to leg?
Crosscheck to the throat Hollweg stylez.

I still like the car battery idea. I might investigate this.
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It was ballsy of them too because we are all big guys so I would assume that they broke in just when we were walking in. Either way, I have alot of crap down there right now because I'm getting ready to move. So as Im sure you guys would guess my first concern was the guitars and drums and all that stuff, but I was happy to see that they were all still there. The only thing that got damaged in the whole situation....one of my foo fighters poster.
Naturally, I've moved everything now so that if they come back they wont see it there anymore.
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Can you pick these up at army surplus?
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:25 PM   #17
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I get a lot of kills with those.
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It was ballsy of them too because we are all big guys so I would assume that they broke in just when we were walking in. Either way, I have alot of crap down there right now because I'm getting ready to move. So as Im sure you guys would guess my first concern was the guitars and drums and all that stuff, but I was happy to see that they were all still there. The only thing that got damaged in the whole situation....one of my foo fighters poster.
Naturally, I've moved everything now so that if they come back they wont see it there anymore.
Get yourself a parrott for the basement and teach em these lines

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
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Am i the only one wondering what kind of set-up he has in his basement?!
It's a Grow-Your-Own Dave Grohl chemistry set & and a box set of Monchichi videos from 1980.
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Get yourself a parrott for the basement and teach em these lines

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

/snip/

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
Oh that's freaking awesome. Hahaha.
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