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Old 03-19-2008, 06:44 PM   #1
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but she gets owned. I wouldn't be surprised if this happens far too often.


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Old 03-19-2008, 06:48 PM   #2
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I definately have to give the CP equivalent of a standing ovation.

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Old 03-19-2008, 07:26 PM   #3
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:29 PM   #4
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This guy gets mad props, well done!
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:30 PM   #5
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They should get married. These 2 a-holes are made for each other.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:32 PM   #6
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What a classy story.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:44 PM   #7
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Seen this one around a few times before.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:48 PM   #8
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What a ###### bag.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:49 PM   #9
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They should get married. These 2 a-holes are made for each other.
Definitely. Thanks for stating that.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:56 PM   #10
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They should get married. These 2 a-holes are made for each other.
I dont see him as an a-hole ...If someone tries to 100% screw you over and you catch them, wouldnt you want a little payback?
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:58 PM   #11
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I dont see him as an a-hole ...If someone tries to 100% screw you over and you catch them, wouldnt you want a little payback?
If you're 8 years old sure.... but not as a grown man taking pleasure in someone else's misery just seems juvenile to me.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:59 PM   #12
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I once had a girl dump me so that she could screw around. She then got herself knocked up by some random guy, and then she tried to get back together with me without telling me she was pregnant.

Not quite as bad as this story though.

It sure makes you wonder how many men are raising children that are not their own.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:01 PM   #13
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What a ###### bag.
Yeah, no kidding. Both of them are complete slim.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:07 PM   #14
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It sure makes you wonder how many men are raising children that are not their own.
10%

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Female infidelity is common in the animal kingdom as well as among humans. According to an analysis of 280 000 paternity tests conducted in 1999 by the American Association of Blood Banks, approximately 30% of children are fathered by extra-pair copulations; that is, 30% of children in this sample were fathered by someone other than the woman’s long-term romantic partner.

Because of concealed ovulation, internal fertilization, and female infidelity, human parental certainty is asymmetrical: unlike females, who are always 100% certain of maternity, males can never be certain of paternity. Current estimates of extra-pair paternity (paternity by someone other than the putative and domestic father, or ####oldry) are between 1 and 30%, with the best estimate at about 10%
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:12 PM   #15
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If you're 8 years old sure.... but not as a grown man taking pleasure in someone else's misery just seems juvenile to me.
I'm sorry, but as a man it makes me happy to read a story like this. There are some women who just try to manipulate men too much. Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, girl gets pregnant...they get engaged (after a long period of continued pressure from her and her mom)...then the baby is born and it was a beautiful mulato little girl...funny is...neither my friend or his now ex are black. Guys need to do what they can to protect themselves from manipulative women...so very good on this guy to do so. BRAVO!!!!
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:18 PM   #16
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There is no way this is a true story.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:20 PM   #17
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I'm sorry, but as a man it makes me happy to read a story like this. There are some women who just try to manipulate men too much. Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, girl gets pregnant...they get engaged (after a long period of continued pressure from her and her mom)...then the baby is born and it was a beautiful mulato little girl...funny is...neither my friend or his now ex are black. Guys need to do what they can to protect themselves from manipulative women...so very good on this guy to do so. BRAVO!!!!
But you have to admit, buddy was a ######-bag. If he handled the whole thing gentlemanly with class, then how worse would she look?

I gave the thing a standing-O because the story made me choke when I was laughing!

Whoever said they're meant for each other was right.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:21 PM   #18
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Guys need to do what they can to protect themselves from manipulative women...so very good on this guy to do so. BRAVO!!!!
True, they do, but that doesn't include sitting back observing with glee as the whole thing unfolds. It doesn't include basically using the girl because "she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company." That, my friend, is using a person. No wonder the girl cheated on him.

Not to defend her, she's just as unimpressive a human being.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:23 PM   #19
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He's as manipulative as she is, they deserve each other.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:24 PM   #20
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I see nothing wrong with treating slimeball women like this.. Although I wouldnt drag it out like that, id probably spill the beans when she said she was pregnant..

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