03-12-2008, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Oh yeah, I've done that. Once your entire lower half goes numb, you've made it through the toughest part.
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03-12-2008, 02:05 PM
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WTF.. how does she have a boyfriend.. that's the wierdest thing about that article.
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03-12-2008, 02:06 PM
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One of the Nine
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"That's the worst idea since showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants".
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03-12-2008, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Why?
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03-12-2008, 02:10 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”
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That's kind of what I was thinking. It's a little obvious that there is some sort of mental disorder involved here. How could it take somebody 2 years to come to that conclusion? I'd be freaked out after 2 hours.
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03-12-2008, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Russic
That's kind of what I was thinking. It's a little obvious that there is some sort of mental disorder involved here. How could it take somebody 2 years to come to that conclusion? I'd be freaked out after 2 hours.
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No kidding. You'd think the guy might want to use that can at some point. 
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03-12-2008, 02:13 PM
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I've gotten into a good book or magazine article and almost fallen over getting up off the throne.
I'm not sure why I'm sharing that here... I guess it's as good a place as any.
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03-12-2008, 02:20 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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I cannot comprehend sitting there for two years!? And how she managed to keep her boyfriend that long, and how she functioned? Did she have a laptop or something?
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03-12-2008, 02:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Not everyone needs a laptop, chid.
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03-12-2008, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Wdf?
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03-12-2008, 02:38 PM
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I wonder if she ever bothered to bend over and clip her toenails. Obviously she wasn't washing her hands in between dumps. Ew.
Can you imagine eating your dinner while sitting on the crapper?
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03-12-2008, 02:40 PM
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Voted for Kodos
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by 4X4
I wonder if she ever bothered to bend over and clip her toenails. Obviously she wasn't washing her hands in between dumps. Ew.
Can you imagine eating your dinner while sitting on the crapper?
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may as well just drop it in the crapper and cut out the middle man....or woman
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03-12-2008, 02:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: City by the Bay
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
I wonder if she ever bothered to bend over and clip her toenails. Obviously she wasn't washing her hands in between dumps. Ew.
Can you imagine eating your dinner while sitting on the crapper?
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I never thought of some of the simple logistical things that she would have had to forego to continue her marathon.
 Thanks.
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03-12-2008, 02:41 PM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by czure32
may as well just drop it in the crapper and cut out the middle man....or woman
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Nominated for skill... 
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03-12-2008, 02:41 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Medicine Hat
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nothing to really add.... other than that this story is definitely good for a few laughs. LOL
thanks for the linkage!!
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03-12-2008, 02:41 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by rockstar
Not everyone needs a laptop, chid.
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So she sat there for two years like a hermit with no entertainment?
Did she just lean over and put her head into the shower to wash her hair?
I am just trying to picture this..
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03-12-2008, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by chid
I am just trying to picture this..
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I'm trying not to........
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03-12-2008, 02:46 PM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by chid
So she sat there for two years like a hermit with no entertainment?
Did she just lean over and put her head into the shower to wash her hair?
I am just trying to picture this..
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I've never been able to shake the feeling that if I was a chick, I'd have all the entertainment I wanted attached to my body...
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03-12-2008, 03:15 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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One observation and one question ...
Her boyfriend must be a couple bricks shy himself. And why didn't she fall off the crapper while sleeping?
This is weird beyond description. If it wasn't an AP story I'd call BS.
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Once again I have to say.....WTF !!!!!!!
