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Old 02-28-2008, 03:56 PM   #1
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Since the fall of 2005, the petite 26-year-old Fort McMurray mother has been racking up donations on www.MyFreeImplants.com – a California-based site that allows men to invest in breast augmentation surgery for flat-chested women who otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford it. In exchange for donations, the women chat online with the charitable men and send them photos and videos of themselves.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:23 PM   #2
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I'd hit it.. after the fact

Just kidding.. sorta
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:25 PM   #3
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oh I thought that photon wanted donations to get implants himself . . . I'd chip in for that.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:40 PM   #4
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I'm trying to go in the other direction!

EDIT: Made title more clear
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:42 PM   #5
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Boobs boobs boobs boobs!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:44 PM   #6
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I like boobs
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:45 PM   #7
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Calgarians sure are good people.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:50 PM   #8
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I wonder what her young kids will think of mommy's new boobs.

Flakey & vain comes to mind after reading that article...
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:51 PM   #9
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:52 PM   #10
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What a rip $9.95 per month to see more than one picture, oh well I guess I'll have to run in by the old lady see if it fits into the monthly budget. Maybe I'll get her to sign up .
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:57 PM   #11
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I'd just like to say that, in principle and practice, I'm in favour of bigger boobs. Without cleavage, what would I have to look at when I'm talking to women?
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:01 PM   #12
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I'd just like to say that, in principle and practice, I'm in favour of bigger boobs.
I've always been a fan of the smaller boobs. I'm too frightened to hook up with a chick for the long term with the big boobs, gravity takes over and all goes to hell. A complete nightmare.

Nice and small, that's what it's all about.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:02 PM   #13
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Hi, sorry I'm out of breath, I heard someone mention boobs, and I came running.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:04 PM   #14
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I've always been a fan of the smaller boobs. I'm too frightened to hook up with a chick for the long term with the big boobs, gravity takes over and all goes to hell. A complete nightmare.

Nice and small, that's what it's all about.
No problem ... I'm also in favour of men who like small boobs. Less competition is a good thing.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:12 PM   #15
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Or they could just go work at Cowboys
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:17 PM   #16
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Look, I like girls with smaller boobs as much as everyone else, but the sound quality created by the motorboat really only works on the shall we say more echo inclined mountain range.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:21 PM   #17
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And as for the site in question, I've gotta say wtf omg, if I don't get to take a car for a test drive I ain't gonna buy it.

Conversely if I don't get to take the pair for a drag around the block, I ain't paying to inflate the tires.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:40 PM   #18
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In exchange for donations, the women chat online with the charitable men and send them photos and videos of themselves.

I'm so glad I have sons.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:42 PM   #19
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I wonder if it's a registered charity.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:47 PM   #20
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That's a taxable benefit!!!!!!!!!!
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