Bump on Head

[4X4]

Ok, get the "go to the doctor" posts out of the way. Yes, I know...

Now, for the rest of you, please tell me WTF... I've bumped my head a few times (hence my f'd up posts). Funny thing is, the bumps remain. Yeah, I've got a bump on my head that is at least marble sized. And a couple others. We'll not discuss the reasons why there are bumps on my head, let us just rest assured that no more bumps will accumulate. No more fights, no more crazy forklifting...
So, I'm faced with the task of ridding my dome of bumps. Anyone else have this little problem? Bumps on your head? I think that it is fluid that enters when the bump originally forms, and it is never drained. Will they just cut the bumps open and drain them? Is it actually my skull forming bumps? Am I forced to have hair for the rest of my life lest I look like a crazy psychopath?

[Crazy Flamer]

It's a tumor.

[Azure]

Hellboy....

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Crazy Flamer

It's a tumor.

It's not a TOOMAH!!

[Azure]

Originally Posted by 4X4

It's not a TOOMAH!!

You never know.

Go get it checked.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Azure

You never know.

Go get it checked.

And wait in the waiting room so that somebody can tell me it's not a toomah??

[flylock shox]

In all likelihood, what you've got are a bunch of dermatofibroma. Basically, when your skin has suffered injuries, it builds up an excess of scar tissue - something which develops over time. They turn into hard lumps, kinda like cysts. Benign, but lumpy.

Or you're a mutant.

[Flames_Gimp]

yup..it's a tumor.. you have a month to live.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by flylock shox

In all likelihood, what you've got are a bunch of dermatofibroma. Basically, when your skin has suffered injuries, it builds up an excess of scar tissue - something which develops over time. They turn into hard lumps, kinda like cysts. Benign, but lumpy.

Or you're a mutant.

Can I have superpowers? I'll take mutancy over illness any day of the week. Can I have the power to be funnier than fotze?

[redforever]

I suggest you get a wife))) because it is clearly evident that you can not take care of yourself))

In all seriousness, please see a doctor. I think you probably have scarring below the scalp from where the points of collision occurred. I was in an accident once, passenger on bus, flew out of seat and hit bus pole, to this day, have a slight bump there, is internal scarring.

I don't know if you can remove them, I am sure you probably can and I would imagine with the surgery techniques they have now, you would not have scarring..... so you would still end up pretty.

[flylock shox]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Can I have superpowers? I'll take mutancy over illness any day of the week. Can I have the power to be funnier than fotze?

No. But if you shave your head, you can texture your walls. And frighten children.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by redforever

I suggest you get a wife))) because it is clearly evident that you can not take care of yourself))

In all seriousness, please see a doctor. I think you probably have scarring below the scalp from where the points of collision occurred. I was in an accident once, passenger on bus, flew out of seat and hit bus pole, to this day, have a slight bump there, is internal scarring.

I don't know if you can remove them, I am sure you probably can and I would imagine with the surgery techniques they have now, you would not have scarring..... so you would still end up pretty.

Thta's what I needed to hear. Internal scarring. I can account for each and every one. Fall down mountain, check. Sucker punched, check. Lost fight that I deserved to lose, check. Rolled over in bed and hit head on night table, check.

I think I've done it all...

[redforever]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Thta's what I needed to hear. Internal scarring. I can account for each and every one. Fall down mountain, check. Sucker punched, check. Lost fight that I deserved to lose, check. Rolled over in bed and hit head on night table, check.

I think I've done it all...

oh I am sure you will enlighten us at some point in time with another story

[Kidder]

You know what the doc will tell you.

No more monkeys jumping on the bed.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by flylock shox

In all likelihood, what you've got are a bunch of dermatofibroma. Basically, when your skin has suffered injuries, it builds up an excess of scar tissue - something which develops over time. They turn into hard lumps, kinda like cysts. Benign, but lumpy.

Or you're a mutant.

Like cauliflower ear but on the scalp?

I've got a touch of the cauliflower ear but I've had way more head trauma than ear trauma. Mostly blunt force trauma though (think floors, stumps, roads) instead of knuckles and tables so I don't have any bumps on my head.

There is some memory loss and uncontrollable crying though.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by redforever

oh I am sure you will enlighten us at some point in time with another story

Stories only come out during fits of anger.

For now, I'm seriously wondering if anyone has had a bump on their head. I have..ummm...4. I just don't want to sit in a f'n waiting room for a doctor to tell me to beat it. I really dont mind if a doctor tells me that it's nothing. Just wondering if anyone has had bumps on their head that they've had examined. Is this normal? Am I a FREAK???

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

yup..it's a tumor.. you have a month to live.

bah you're way to generous. he's got 6 seconds left.

[Phanuthier]

You know there is a phone number you can call for a registered nurse? (free)

Service by capital health. Thats what I called for my toe.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by 4X4

And wait in the waiting room so that somebody can tell me it's not a toomah??

Well....

Does it pop?

[Azure]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

but I've had way more head trauma

That explains it.