02-24-2008, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Cake 1 - Man 0
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Man dies in cake-eating contest
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.
The man, thought to be from Birmingham, collapsed at a Swansea nightclub during the event at the end of a party to raise funds for an art exhibition.
Police say there are no suspicious circumstances following the incident at the city's Monkey Cafe and Bar during the early hours of Friday.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7261888.stm
Yes, I took the headline from the one on fark.
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02-24-2008, 05:32 PM
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Theres too many jokes here to be made at a dead man's expense so I'll leave it alone.
RIP Fairy Cake.
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02-24-2008, 05:37 PM
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Had an idea!
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Darwin award winner?
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02-24-2008, 05:48 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Originally Posted by Azure
Darwin award winner?
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It really comes down to whether or not he has kids.
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02-24-2008, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Darwin award winner?
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
It really comes down to whether or not he has kids.
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If he won a Darwin Award would that mean that the Fairy Cake took one for the team?
Furthermore, it doesnt really seem like a "crazily-######ed stupid" thing to do per se, it was for an art auction.... 
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02-24-2008, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Probably something stupid like a heart attack or something rather then excessive eating, thats a little harder to do then the chick who held her wii for a wii just a little to long.
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02-24-2008, 06:13 PM
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The cake is a lie.
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02-24-2008, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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"I had no idea," says stricken wife. "He always seemed to enjoy the straight cakes I baked him at home. I feel like I've been living a lie."
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02-24-2008, 06:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flylock shox
"I had no idea," says stricken wife. "He always seemed to enjoy the straight cakes I baked him at home. I feel like I've been living a lie."
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ROFL!! 
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02-24-2008, 07:15 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
Darwin award winner?
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Kind of puts the icing on the cake if you know what i mean
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02-24-2008, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MarchHare
The cake is a lie.
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damn you for taking that line 
the cake is so delicious and moist
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02-24-2008, 10:14 PM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by Dion
Kind of puts the icing on the cake if you know what i mean |
It's almost as though he wanted to have his cake and eat it too.
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02-24-2008, 10:36 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
It's almost as though he wanted to have his cake and eat it too.
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Any way you slice it the guy probably figured the contest was going to a piece of cake.
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02-24-2008, 10:40 PM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by Dion
Any way you slice it the guy probably figured the contest was going to a piece of cake.
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But alas, it was no cakewalk.
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02-24-2008, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Cake is just waiting for round 2.
Thats when Cake really lays the hurt on!
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
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02-24-2008, 10:44 PM
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All I can get
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Fairy Cakes are what the Brits call Cupcakes.
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02-24-2008, 11:13 PM
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One of the Nine
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Where'd you go, Dion? No more cake jokes? Nothing like 'I hear that the autopsy revealed arteries caked with colesterol' or something...? Heh heh...
His daugher can't join Brownies because it brings up bad memories...
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02-24-2008, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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I figure he got his just desserts.
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02-24-2008, 11:22 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vernon, BC
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damn you guys are cruel =)
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02-24-2008, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Cake is just waiting for round 2.
Thats when Cake really lays the hurt on!
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I've heard of pound cake, but a Cake pounding - that's a whole 'nother batter entirely!
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