Atheist sees image of Big Bang in piece of toast

[Cheese]

Unbelievable actually...I think I really see this!



Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye

Big Burnt Toast!

[SportsJunky]

Seems right to me.

[Lanny_MacDonald]

Hilarious!!! Can't wait to see it on ebay!

[MoneyGuy]

Naw, I see an angel holding a child. Either that or Mark Messier as an Oiler holding the Stanley Cup. Not sure which.

[flamesfever]

I admire the wonderful powers of observation in these atheists.

[burn_this_city]

Im moving some of my investments around so I can pick up that baby when she hits the open market.. It'll look nice next to my cinnamon bun Mother Theresa

[Locke]

ROFL! Maybe he just sneezed on it!

[4X4]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Im moving some of my investments around so I can pick up that baby when she hits the open market.. It'll look nice next to my cinnamon bun Mother Theresa

I once saw Princess Leia in a cinnamon bun. Well, her hair, anyway...

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I once saw Princess Leia in a cinnamon bun. Well, her hair, anyway...

I'd pay top dollar for that...

[Locke]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Im moving some of my investments around so I can pick up that baby when she hits the open market.. It'll look nice next to my cinnamon bun Mother Theresa

Dont forget about Muffin Mary!!

[simonsays]

[burn_this_city]

I dunno how you could top a T-rex flying an F-14... A lil OT but isnt that from Calvin and Hobbes?

[Calgaryborn]

I can't see it but I can't see something being generated out of nothing just by adding a few billion years; And don't get me started on the miraculous appearing of all the chemical elements. I just don't have that much faith.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

I dunno how you could top a T-rex flying an F-14... A lil OT but isnt that from Calvin and Hobbes?

Indeed. Its from Calvin carpet-bombing his school.

We've all dreamt of that....but now its considered "terrorism"

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Calgaryborn

I can't see it but I can't see something being generated out of nothing just by adding a few billion years; And don't get me started on the miraculous appearing of all the chemical elements. I just don't have that much faith.

Not that much faith, eh? But you do believe that there is a guy up there that orchestrates the goings on in the universe and decided, one day, to impregnate a "virgin" with his seed (without even consulting with her husband!) and save a portion of his evil creation and send the rest to a firey hole in the ground?

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Calgaryborn

I can't see it but I can't see something being generated out of nothing just by adding a few billion years; And don't get me started on the miraculous appearing of all the chemical elements. I just don't have that much faith.

Not to mention the miraculous appearance of an all knowing all seeing being from nothing.. You folks can never explain where "he" came from, or how the heck he got so smart..

[Locke]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Not that much faith, eh? But you do believe that there is a guy up there that orchestrates the goings on in the universe and decided, one day, to impregnate a "virgin" with his seed (without even consulting with her husband!) and save a portion of his evil creation and send the rest to a firey hole in the ground?

Can we not have one uncivilized thread regarding the existential perception of universal creation as depicted via toast without it degenerating into uncivilized theological conflict?

[Antithesis]

Sigh. This thread WAS lighthearted and fun. I WAS about to congratulate Cheese for posting something like this in a lighthearted way while passing the opportunity to mock/chide those who have faith.

Thanks for that, 4x4 and calgaryborn. CP needs more 'making fun of stupid idiots who belive in stupid stuff and need to be informed otherwise by much much smarter people.'

I don't mean to start some kind of lame flame war, but this WAS a lighthearted fun start to a thread.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Locke

Can we not have one uncivilized thread regarding the existential perception of universal creation as depicted via toast without it degenerating into uncivilized theological conflict?

I suppose you're right. I therefore submit: [image not posted because I'm chicken]

Damn. I can't post it. I'd get banned.
Carry on.

[burn_this_city]

Sorry