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Old 02-15-2008, 09:39 AM   #41
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First Name: Hookers
Middle Name: And
Last Name: Blow

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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:47 AM   #42
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Spruce Cooley

I once drove by a sign that read 'Spruce Cooley' and always figured that would be a wicked name to have.
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:52 AM   #43
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:05 AM   #44
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:08 AM   #45
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When I was little I always thought that Zach Morris was a really cool name.

God I love that show..
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:13 AM   #46
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I think I'd like to be named "Zachary" (as long as my last name wasn't Stortini). I could walk around with one eyebrow raised, and talk with my hands all the time, and in general act very European.

If not Zachary, maybe Ramon, like this: Rrrrra-MOEN! Damn, just with the name alone I'd get more women than a 80% off shoe sale. Guaranteed.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa-MOEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL



Kal Varnsen is mine, but I would need a couple friends to be the Vandelay and Pennypacker to my Varnsen.
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:22 AM   #47
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:05 AM   #48
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Jorje Gonzales!

I put it on my nametag once when I worked retail. Apparently, he exists, and is the son of a major Columbian drug lord and is wanted in North America for cocaine trafficking.

I can tell you that caused an awkward conversation or two with South American immigrants.

Not to mention, I would easily be the whitest Columbian you ever did see.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:06 AM   #49
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa-MOEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL



Kal Varnsen is mine, but I would need a couple friends to be the Vandelay and Pennypacker to my Varnsen.
Who is watching the Factory? The...Saab...factory?
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:27 PM   #50
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:40 PM   #51
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:43 PM   #52
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I was going to called Damian which I always thought would have been a cool name to have but my Aunt thought it was too demonic and convinced my mom not to use it.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:51 PM   #53
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Seen as how i have Irish blood in me.....

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Old 02-15-2008, 12:59 PM   #54
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MoneyMan, 'cause it seems more mature than MoneyGuy.

Maybe WingNut. I ride a Gold Wing.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:37 PM   #55
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Rex Nova.

That sounds like a superhero name
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:45 PM   #56
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I've always wanted to be called "The Big Red Machine".
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:58 PM   #57
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Darth Vader.
hey Vader maybe but you have to earn the title Darth, like knighted people are called Sir.
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I am SANCHO!!!!

Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho, neither is Scott Baio Sancho. But I............. I am SANCHO!!!
Winner in my Books! Love that movie!
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:45 PM   #59
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Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla.

or "Dunk Machine", if that first one is taken.

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Chisel McFlex has had me giggling for awhile now. Kudos.

When I went on my sister in laws stagette, I was referred to as Brandi Mountainview, for reasons I shall not explain. But I liked it oddly enough. I think I was much more fun as Brandi.
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