Your Office Pet Peeves!

[Mango]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Eastern girl brings up another pet peeve, woman who get all angry and phone HR whenever they get a pat on the bum, or a boobie tweek.

LMAO

Boys will be boys!

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I think my biggest just happened to me...

I was printing a pretty large CAD drawing in PDF format. When I do this, I wait until the end of the day as to not hog the printer for too long... it was taking around 10 minutes to send to the printer.

Anyway, a lady who works in the office here wanted to print her measley WORD doc and then go home, so she just went ahead and reset the printer so hers would be 1st in the queue. It was 90% complete at the time.

You gotta wait by the printer when that happens and chuck her crap in the shred-it bin.. Ive done that to the tards who take things coming straight out of the printer and put them in the recycling.. Honestly I didnt need the first 30 pages of that spec, thanks pal.. They always look so bewildered when you confront them or do it to their stuff..

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Hey! I never complained when I got the butt pat or the boobie tweek. I welcome it, cause, as mentioned already, how would I know I was doing well? But don't call me Honey when you do it. I hate it. Ruins the whole thing.

Let me know when your looking for work.

We like the cut of your jibe

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans

How about people who veer completely off topic when you ask them a question? They answer... but then continue on... and on... and on...

Yeah I hate that too, but there was this one time for example during World War Tickey II when I had a mission to spy on the Kaiser, so we all dressed up as girls but we got side tracked into this bar that was cooking thanksgiving dinner.

They made us turkey, but we didn't call it turkey in those days, we called them walking birds and we had them with Yams stuffed with gunpowder.

Anyways I hope that I answered your question, now if you'll excuse me I need to go tweek some boobies and slap some butts.

[Tron_fdc]

- I HAAAAAAATE silly office expressions. I've even gone so far as to ban "Hey, why are you here so early? Sh*t the bed or something"? I don't know why, but I find that SO offensive it's not even funny.

- people who complain to me. Seriously, as your employer I see more than you think, and I really don't care AT ALL about your conspiracies about how so and so in (insert department here) is intentionally trying to "screw you over". No, they're not trying to screw you by not listening to what you say. They're just so desensitized to your continual whining they don't listen anymore.

- people who complain about the benefits company owners get. Think it's easy? Start your own effin company. Heck, if mine goes under maybe I'll work for you. And complain about you at the watercooler, and steal all your stationary.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

- I HAAAAAAATE silly office expressions. I've even gone so far as to ban "Hey, why are you here so early? Sh*t the bed or something"? I don't know why, but I find that SO offensive it's not even funny.

- people who complain to me. Seriously, as your employer I see more than you think, and I really don't care AT ALL about your conspiracies about how so and so in (insert department here) is intentionally trying to "screw you over". No, they're not trying to screw you by not listening to what you say. They're just so desensitized to your continual whining they don't listen anymore.

- people who complain about the benefits company owners get. Think it's easy? Start your own effin company. Heck, if mine goes under maybe I'll work for you. And complain about you at the watercooler, and steal all your stationary.

Geez you sound like Captain Ruthless there Tron. Maybe you should institute a complain and you get punched in the junk office policy.

Oh and remove the water cooler and make the s drink tap water. Or get rid of the tap water and put in a coin operated bottled water dispenser. If they want to take a break on your time, then they should pay for their inefficiencies.

Anyways I haven't talked to you for a while . . . so You working hard? or hardly workin?

did you see that game last night?

How bout that new anti lunch break policy that the old s put into place.