Britney Spears 'secretly married British boyfriend in Mexico,' claims magazine - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

albertGQ · 02-13-2008, 03:22 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773

Ha ha. She's getting nuttier and nuttier

http://www.starmagazine.com/ (top right hand corner)

OILFAN #81 · 02-13-2008, 03:30 PM

Marriage isn't even legal because he is married already, lol.

CaptainCrunch · 02-13-2008, 03:31 PM

Yes but it certainly gives him a lifetime of I hit that bragging moments on guys night out

Eastern Girl · 02-13-2008, 03:32 PM

Isn't he the guy that's rumoured to have been trying to sell his 'story' and private pics of them together to the highest bidder?

Flashpoint · 02-13-2008, 03:37 PM

LEAVE Secret British Boyfriend ALONE!

What happened to his chin?

The Goon · 02-13-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Yes but it certainly gives him a lifetime of I hit that bragging moments on guys night out

I don't know if that's something worth bragging about these days.

OILFAN #81 · 02-13-2008, 03:40 PM

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I don't know if that's something worth bragging about these days.

Agreed. 5 years ago that would definately have been something to brag about as almost all guys wanted to be with her. Now, not so much.

Wookie · 02-13-2008, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81

Agreed. 5 years ago that would definately have been something to brag about as almost all guys wanted to be with her. Now, not so much.

Pfft! I'd date her, whip her back into shape in no time, get that head screwed on straight then come back to town after a new album, a few new hot videos, with my new trophy in tow!

CaptainCrunch · 02-13-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81

Agreed. 5 years ago that would definately have been something to brag about as almost all guys wanted to be with her. Now, not so much.

I'd totally wreck that chick!!!!

Flames_Gimp · 02-13-2008, 04:34 PM

Brittney is gross, always was

Temporary_User · 02-13-2008, 04:52 PM

NSFW

LeftWing · 02-13-2008, 05:20 PM

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NSFW <youtube>

I was singing along by the end.

Temporary_User · 02-13-2008, 05:22 PM

Be honest though, you were singing along before hand, you just didn't know the lyrics.

Pagal4321 · 02-13-2008, 05:49 PM

Leave Britney Alone!!!
What Has She Ever Done To You!!!!!!
Leave Her Aloooooooooooooone!

CrusaderPi · 02-13-2008, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I'd totally wreck that chick!!!!

How in the heck could you wreck her anymore? FWIW, I've got the under in the 'will Brit live to see 2009' pool.

flamey_mcflame · 02-13-2008, 10:19 PM

She married a paparazzo. Fantastic. Can't wait for the "Brittney Speared" dvd to come out. Unfortunately, unlike Paris's video(where shes in her prime), this vid will have to go in the horror documentary section.

CaptainCrunch · 02-14-2008, 01:07 AM

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How in the heck could you wreck her anymore? FWIW, I've got the under in the 'will Brit live to see 2009' pool.

True, it would probably be like making sloppy love to an open bay window, or parking a trike in a two car garage, or tossing a dime in the grand canyon. But slutty, doped up and insane turns the Captain's crank.