02-11-2008, 05:56 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Tips for extreme laziness
Alright, so I'm working off a pretty vicious hangover today and was about to order some Pizza 73. Went to their website for the menu and it turns out I can order online!
I didn't even need to walk over to my phone and talk to some human.
'kin awesome.
So, with the pizza arriving in a half hour or so I need some more tips on how to do absolutely nothing today but live like a king.
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02-11-2008, 05:58 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Call an escort service, call a delivery liquor store, rinse and repeat.
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02-11-2008, 06:01 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The C-spot
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Solid.
But can I remain in my pyjamas?
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02-11-2008, 06:05 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Five-hole
But can I remain in my pyjamas?
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Why not? You can still go out in your PJs too if you want.
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02-11-2008, 06:24 PM
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Franchise Player
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Configure the voice recognition feature of Win XP so you don't even have to type.....
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02-11-2008, 06:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Matata
call a delivery liquor store.
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Bwwwwaaaaaahhhh????
How can one contact such an establishment, and am I dreaming?! 
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02-11-2008, 06:34 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Hookers and blow
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02-11-2008, 06:41 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I can't wait for the family to leave for a trip so I can order that embarassing, vile Pizza73 I've had a craving for. I don't get it delivered so my neighbors can't see it come to the door but its tasty once a year.
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Hating 73 is fine as long as you don't think that Panago is good. (FTR, I order 73)
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02-11-2008, 06:50 PM
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Hookers and blow
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He wants to be lazy - not stay up all night arguing with a prostitute.
I would recommend attaching several straws together so you can drink without moving your hands - but the attaching of the straws would require too much effort.
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02-11-2008, 06:52 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler
Bwwwwaaaaaahhhh????
How can one contact such an establishment, and am I dreaming?! |
"dial a bottle" my friend. little more expensive but yes it is real. i even once had their business card in my wallet if the need ever struck me.
http://www.superpages.ca/bus/Others/...le/500367.html
Last edited by flip; 02-11-2008 at 06:54 PM.
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02-11-2008, 07:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler
How can one contact such an establishment, and am I dreaming?! |
Spirits of Kensington does deliver I believe.
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02-11-2008, 07:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flip
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Lol, I was just going to recommend this extremely convenient service. 
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02-11-2008, 07:40 PM
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I believe in the Jays.
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Kitsilano
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DUDE! Your first mistake was ordering pizza, you want to live like a king? www.swisschalet.com and click order online, this require almost zero energy expenditure. Then dial-a-beer.
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02-11-2008, 07:41 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flip
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I wonder if they'll deliver to Moline.
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02-11-2008, 07:52 PM
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One of the Nine
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A laptop is necessary for extreme laziness. I'm known for making a pot of tea and getting back in bed on sunday mornings and posting on CP until noon from the laptop.
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02-11-2008, 07:54 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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I've got some great tips for extreme laziness.
But that would require a lot of typing. Bah!
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02-11-2008, 07:54 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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My Lazy Ass - Lazy People Sharing Tips On Being Lazy!
http://www.mylazyass.com/index.php
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02-11-2008, 08:05 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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Marry rich...All lazy, all the time!
Your question raises a question of "laziness accounting..." -- how much effort would you go to in order to be lazy? By my accounting, it would be worthwhile to spend 200 hours installing a basement bathroom just to avoid climbing the stairs to take a leak. For you?
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02-11-2008, 08:14 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cube Inmate
Marry rich...All lazy, all the time!
Your question raises a question of "laziness accounting..." -- how much effort would you go to in order to be lazy? By my accounting, it would be worthwhile to spend 200 hours installing a basement bathroom just to avoid climbing the stairs to take a leak. For you?
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Some wise person on this very site (can't give credit b/c I forget who) once came up with the idea of using the water valve in his basement to turn on/off his sprinklers. Brilliant, IMO.
Set it up once and for the rest of summer (assuming you don't disconnect your sprinkler to hook up the slip-n-slide) you can just head to the basement at 11pm to turn it on and then again after the news to turn it off.
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02-11-2008, 08:20 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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People, there's something that's really bothering me about this thread. In fact out right p*ssing me off!
What you're discussing is not laziness
I repeat, what you're discussing is not laziness
it's Efficiency! Get it right!
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