02-11-2008, 11:26 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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Funny Company Names
...maybe it's been done here before, but if so I'm sorry.
Anyways, what are the funniest company names you guys have come across.
I recently got a business card from a friend I hadn't seen in a year only to find that he works at a place called "Johnson Controls"
Of course we've all heard of "BJ Services"
My co-worker just told me of a company that she used to do printing for: "Done Right Vibrators"
...list more funny company names that you have seen.
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02-11-2008, 11:28 AM
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Voted for Kodos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneCole
...maybe it's been done here before, but if so I'm sorry.
Anyways, what are the funniest company names you guys have come across.
I recently got a business card from a friend I hadn't seen in a year only to find that he works at a place called "Johnson Controls"
Of course we've all heard of "BJ Services"
My co-worker just told me of a company that she used to do printing for: "Done Right Vibrators"
...list more funny company names that you have seen.
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that's Dunrite Vibrators.
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02-11-2008, 11:30 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I had a maid service when I lived in Penticton. They cleaned my apartment wearing bikinis. They called themsevles Sweeping Beauties.
Sadly, I was at work while all this was happening.
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02-11-2008, 11:37 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: /dev/null
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[insert Web 2.0 startup name here]
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02-11-2008, 11:47 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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Local surgeon: Rimrock Oral and Facial
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02-11-2008, 11:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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A towing company in Kamloops...
Camel Towing.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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02-11-2008, 11:55 AM
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Franchise Player
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ODDS & ENDS
Is a shared office space between psychiatrist and proctologist.
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02-11-2008, 12:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redforever
ODDS & ENDS
Is a shared office space between psychiatrist and proctologist.
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That can't be real.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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02-11-2008, 12:02 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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There's a pet grooming service in the city that I think qualifies:
Doggy Style.
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02-11-2008, 12:14 PM
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Franchise Player
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Come on. I can't believe no one's posted the name of the liquor store across from McMahon Stadium: Liquor Box.
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02-11-2008, 12:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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I've got to throw my favorite into this thread.
There's nothing like Beaver Drilling.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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02-11-2008, 12:22 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Reminds me of an email forward I received quite some time ago....
Top Ten Worst Picked URLs
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
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02-11-2008, 12:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Oooh, I also forgot about my favorite instrumentation company.
Reacharound Controls.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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02-11-2008, 12:25 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Dyck Insurance
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Originally Posted by J pold
I'm just a overall d-bag
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02-11-2008, 12:30 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
There's a pet grooming service in the city that I think qualifies:
Doggy Style.
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And the location on 17th Ave S.W. is in the same complex as a "Just for Lovers" store. A friend of mine got that one on ilovebacon back in the day.
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02-11-2008, 12:33 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
And the location on 17th Ave S.W. is in the same complex as a "Just for Lovers" store. A friend of mine got that one on ilovebacon back in the day.
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I thought it was on Bow Trail, or has it moved?
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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02-11-2008, 12:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Get Nail'd
A place for manicure and peticure, Bonaventure Drive and 99th Ave (across from the Stetson).
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02-11-2008, 12:36 PM
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Self-Ban
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
There's a pet grooming service in the city that I think qualifies:
Doggy Style.
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That's on Bow Trail around 40th St.W I think. Just for Lovers is right beside it.
Doggy Style/Just for Lovers. Incredible.
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02-11-2008, 12:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Flatbush hair stylist's in Flatbush New York! Saw it on the Soprano's dont know if it's actually real.
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02-11-2008, 12:37 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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I don't know if anything really tops Bras d'Or, Nova Scotia's most popular resturant
in fact it's so popular Jesus himself appeared at the Tim Horton's across the street (I kid you not, it was a huge deal that people saw his face on the wall, God I love the East Coast)
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