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Old 02-07-2008, 11:10 AM   #101
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Ani Difranco has a certain somethin'
A certain, "I am a cashier at Planet Organic".
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Old 02-07-2008, 11:11 AM   #102
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Ani Difranco has a certain somethin'


She sure does, it's called armpit hair.
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Old 02-07-2008, 11:12 AM   #103
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The Donnas...or at least 3/4 of them.

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Old 02-07-2008, 11:19 AM   #104
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Angela Gossow from Death Metal Band Arch Enemy.

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Old 02-07-2008, 12:20 PM   #105
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Angela Gossow from Death Metal Band Arch Enemy.

Arch Enemy friggin rules!
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:29 PM   #106
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Arch Enemy friggin rules!
I disagree. Michael Amott and Daniel Erlandsson should be ashamed.
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Old 02-07-2008, 12:58 PM   #107
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Have you seen Martina McBride, I could swim in those eyes until she got a restraining order posted against me swimming in her eyes.

Sounds to me like you might be making a trip to Wichita in a few years, Cap'n. Martina is from a small town about 100 miles southwest of here called Medicine Lodge. She is IT in Wichita. Everthing she does makes the news here.

Anyway, the city is currently in talks with her to develop a restaraunt/bar type place with her name gracing the door and her body gracing the stage every few months or so. It's to go in on the Arkansas River on our long awaited and often stalled 'Riverwalk' downtown development project. Since Martina supports all things Wichita and Wichita supports all things Martina I'm thinking it's a done deal.
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:16 PM   #108
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How could anyone forget the 80's rock group Vixen. Or Lita Ford?
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:28 PM   #109
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Angela Gossow from Death Metal Band Arch Enemy.

Was this the band that was in the movie "Heavy Metal - A headbangers journey", I think. She's the one that does the death metal voice, you can't understand.
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:39 PM   #110
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Was this the band that was in the movie "Heavy Metal - A headbangers journey", I think. She's the one that does the death metal voice, you can't understand.
You be thinkin right. I love the headbanging and chest thumping.
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Old 02-07-2008, 01:54 PM   #111
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Damn.

Apparently my Juliette Lewis was too big for this forum.

Here's the link.

http://www.icelandairwaves.com/bitma...183850.org.jpg
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Old 02-07-2008, 02:47 PM   #112
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Damn.

Apparently my Juliette Lewis was too big for this forum.

Here's the link.

http://www.icelandairwaves.com/bitma...183850.org.jpg

Thank you for that though!
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Old 02-07-2008, 03:48 PM   #113
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Ahh Stevie Nicks. She was hot before I was even born.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:44 PM   #114
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Damn.

Apparently my Juliette Lewis was too big for this forum.

Here's the link.

http://www.icelandairwaves.com/bitma...183850.org.jpg
She looks cold or something.. lets go warm her up with a little something something.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:50 PM   #115
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Have you seen Martina McBride, I could swim in those eyes until she got a restraining order posted against me swimming in her eyes.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:55 PM   #116
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Chrissie Hynde is "special":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Hy7uAb_eU
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:56 PM   #117
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She looks cold or something.. lets go warm her up with a little something something.
I get to every night. Juliette is a dead-ringer for my gf of five years. No joke, my gf gets it all the time.

"You know you look like Juliette Lewis!"

Infact I said that to her on our first date.
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:58 PM   #118
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I get to every night. Juliette is a dead-ringer for my gf of five years. No joke, my gf gets it all the time.

"You know you look like Juliette Lewis!"

Infact I said that to her on our first date.
I hope for your sake she doesn't sound like Juliette Lewis.
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Old 02-07-2008, 06:00 PM   #119
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Dan Bern - Chick Singers

Well, this bald-headed girl I know
Sent me a tape of Bjork and Courtney Love
And PJ Harvey
Called it "Brilliant Women"
I put it in my car
Heard it all the way down to the coast
Normally, if left to my own devices
I don’t hear chick singers much
I guess it’s guys I hear the most
Sometimes these days
Don’t it seem like it’s enough
For girls to love a girl
Or use the F word prominently
Masturbate in public
Or learn guitar tied up to a post
I thought of all this hearing Bjork and Courtney Love and PJ Harvey
In my car driving to the coast

Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Sinead O’Connor,
Suzanne Vega, Jill Sobule, Melissa Etheridge,
Tracy Chapman, Ani Difranco, Michelle Shocked

Every one of them
Has something kinda special that I like
But every now and then
While listening to them
I feel like when we were kids
I pulled their hair or stole their bike
These days, it seems like
There’s a lot of girls who sing
And some of them are good
And some of them are not
But it’s always kinda cool
That moment when they first step to the mike
If I was a girl
I could sing real high
And, also, then
I’d know what having breasts would be like

Chick singers
Chick singers
Chick singers

I started thinkin’ ‘bout
Kate Bush, Patsy Kline, Billie Holiday
Janis Joplin, Bessie Smith, Patti Smith
Annie Lenox, Chrissie Hynde
And Bonnie Raitt

Seems like there’s an awful lot of women
In whose honor I would
Like to raise my glass
And give a toast
Some of them are still alive
And some, I hear their voices like a ghost
Maybe this Thursday,
I’ll throw a party
And invite every woman
That ever sang a song
This would be a party
That I think I would like to be the host
Thanks to the bald-headed girl
Whose tape of Bjork and Courtney Love
And PJ Harvey
I heard driving to the coast

Chick singers
Chick singers
Chick singers
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Old 02-07-2008, 07:28 PM   #120
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Well I like



Lisa Loeb.... Mmmmmmm Ear Loeb....
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