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[Phanuthier]

Originally Posted by Dion

How did you manage to do that?

University res floor crawl. 1 shot per room, 30 rooms. Everclear, tequilla, the biggest drug dealer in res put white stuff on the rim of one of my shots and when asked what it was, said don't worry about it so I didn't...

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Phanuthier

University res floor crawl. 1 shot per room, 30 rooms. Everclear, tequilla, the biggest drug dealer in res put white stuff on the rim of one of my shots and when asked what it was, said don't worry about it so I didn't...

Some druggie putting stuff on the rim of one of your shots is dangerous IMO.

As a teen i remember getting so drunk that someone drove me home with a paper bag over my head in case i got sick. They started pouring hard liquor down my throat earlier that night after i was drunk from the beers. Add to the embarrassment i also chased after someones girlfriend and nearly got the begeezus beat out of me. Near the end they left me on the doorstep to chill out and fell off and flattened some rose bushes. Not a good night at all.

[burnin_vernon]

Good God, man. Keep those bags-a-comin.

[flylock shox]

I've had to execute a fold-in... on more than one occasion... with the same girl... during a one night stand

[West Karma]

nm

[JohnnyB]

I once got so drunk I took a dump on someone's front lawn when I couldn't find the bathroom.

[Flash Walken]

I slept with my best friend's girlfriend.

[JiriHrdina]

Let's not get crude in this thread gang

[Crispy's Critter]

reading all these drunk posts made me remember something from my misspent youth I had more or less blocked from memory. It all happened on one night, and probably worth at least.Went to a party at the house of a guy who set up punk gigs, and being an aspiring young musician, wanted to impress him, instead I did these things:

1) I was 15, and couldn't get liquor, so I stole a mostly full 26 of Silent Sam from my Grandparents house

2) proceeded to drink most of said liquor (near the end I think it mostly got on my shirt) in about 40 minutes, getting fall-down drunk in the process

3) went up to the biggest guy in the place, who was wearing an Iron Maiden shirt, started singing "Number of the Beast" at the top of my lungs and "dancing" in front of him while everyone looked on in horror/fascination/disgust

4) went outside to take a leak, whipped it out, started going, and realized I was whizzing on the basement window, where most of the party was happening, basically going on the face of the chick I'd been trying to nail for the past 4 months or so. If not for the window would have hit her square in the face. Plus it was winter, and cold out, if you see where I'm going with that one.

5) passed out for a bit leaning against a tree until my buddy showed up and took me back inside

6) he plopped me down on a chair at the kitchen table where I passed out, then when I woke up first thing I saw was a hot chick (had some pretty good vodka-glasses on by then, so no idea if she really was hot or not) sitting on the chair beside me, said some lame pickup line, and passed out again.

7) woke up again with my head in a pool of my own puke, and while my 2 buddies carried me out to the car they stuck my face in a beer case so I wouldn't puke on them.

8 ) they drove me home with my head hanging out the window like a dog, with the window rolled up to pin my shoulders so I wouldn't fall out or in, and puke in the car.

9) the night started around 7:00 pm and I was home in bed by 9:00

Ah, being young and stupid, so awesome! Although I have to say it was a good eight years or more before I ever got drunk again. And the guy who booked gigs did book us a couple times, but every time I saw him he would say something like "You're not gonna puke on me, are you?" Yea, that never got old

[Dr GonZo]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

I slept with my best friend's girlfriend.

Oef, that's rough. Here's hoping his relationship with her wasn't as strong as his with you. Seeing your his best friend and all.

And no bags?

[Temporary_User]

Originally Posted by Flash Walken

I slept with my best friend's girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Dr GonZo

And no bags?

Yeah, seriously dude. You have to wrap that $H!* up! Don't want to make the story "My best friends girlfriend gave me crabs."

[kobasew19]

Got so drunk once that I proceeded to make out with a Britney Spears poster (that's when she was hot) at my buddies place.

[Got Miikka?]

Originally Posted by Dion

I once streaked in a motel parking lot in Spokane as the drive in theatre across the street was emptying

Dude. That is all-time. No shame in that story, seriously.

[Rathji]

New years eve when I was 20 or so, got conned into playing a drinking game and ended up leaning back on the couch cuz I wasnt feeling good, and threw up straight into the air and it all landed directly on my chest.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Rathji

New years eve when I was 20 or so, got conned into playing a drinking game and ended up leaning back on the couch cuz I wasnt feeling good, and threw up straight into the air and it all landed directly on my chest.

Ha ha. Nice one.

I'll bet drinking games play a role in a lot of shame stories.

[Muta]

When I was 11, I won a model competition at Zellers wearing a tight Toronto Raptors sweatshirt and very tight sweatpants, and they featured it in a flyer shortly thereafter.


But as a prize I got to pick anything in the store, so I got like 40 G.I. Joe action figures. Worth it!

Last year, I was drunk in Fernie and the gang drew a huge Willy across my face, I didn't notice it until the next morning. Apparently I went into town with this, too.

[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by Dr GonZo

Oef, that's rough. Here's hoping his relationship with her wasn't as strong as his with you. Seeing your his best friend and all.

And no bags?

Bags cannot convey the appropriate amount of shame.

Still best friends though.

[nik-]

I sang "The Thong Song" at Karaoke once

[Rhetts_the_Best]

I got a Stanley Cup anniversary video for my 12 birthday, and watched it so many times i had memorized every word

Got so drunk that i ended up falling asleep outside my friends house under his bush, and when i woke it seemed i tried to construct a bed out of leaves and Grass

Went out with a girl to get with her Best friend

[SarichFan]

I watch and enjoy American Idol.