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Old 02-02-2008, 05:46 PM   #21
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At a party I tried to chow down an onion as you'd eat an apple ......wasn't cool.
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:23 PM   #22
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This was back in the day, in her hit me one more time days, a friend and I went to see the britney spears concert. we both worked there at the time and used our staff cards to go back stage whilst drunk.

We never got to meet her, only her security guards and her opening band. We got fired to boot.
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:49 PM   #23
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I was bothered by your spelling of participated.
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:52 PM   #24
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This was back in the day, in her hit me one more time days, a friend and I went to see the britney spears concert. we both worked there at the time and used our staff cards to go back stage whilst drunk.

We never got to meet her, only her security guards and her opening band. We got fired to boot.
Man back then, people would slap their mother to get near Britney Spears. No shame is involved here..
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:59 PM   #25
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This was back in the day, in her hit me one more time days, a friend and I went to see the britney spears concert. we both worked there at the time and used our staff cards to go back stage whilst drunk.

We never got to meet her, only her security guards and her opening band. We got fired to boot.
I too was at that concert, and threw my underwear onstage
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:03 PM   #26
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At a party I tried to chow down an onion as you'd eat an apple ......wasn't cool.
I had a pal in high school who could do that and actually enjoyed it. Yech.
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:19 PM   #27
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I too was at that concert, and threw my underwear onstage
No wonder she's in a nuthouse now...
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:25 PM   #28
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This was back in the day, in her hit me one more time days, a friend and I went to see the britney spears concert. we both worked there at the time and used our staff cards to go back stage whilst drunk.

We never got to meet her, only her security guards and her opening band. We got fired to boot.
That's a hilarious story. No shame!

Well maybe shame if you had to pay for the tickets.
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:30 PM   #29
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:30 PM   #30
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I once streaked in a motel parking lot in Spokane as the drive in theatre across the street was emptying

To make a long story short a bunch of us went to Spokane after our HS graduation. I had just gotten out of the shower when a bud mentioned there was a nasty accident on the road outside our motel. I rushed to have a look without realising i had no clothes on. Before i knew it i was pushed out the door with the door quickly shut and locked behind me. I was left outside to listen to honking horns, flashing headlights and catcalls from drivers exiting the theatre
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:45 PM   #31
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Recent shame: I pride myself on being a competent computer person, and run my own webserver for my websites. And today I discovered my box got owned by hackers.

I'm the same way. When I was away at school, I bought a new printer, could not for the life of me get it to work, so on my Thanksgiving break, I brought it home and left with my dad, so he could see what was wrong with it as he is better than myself with computers and such. He calls me at school a couple days later, laughing his butt off. I had apparently neglected to take the clear tape off the opening of the ink cartridge.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:00 PM   #32
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As a kid I thought Duct tape was called Truck tape as my father used it on our old pickup once to hold some wires together. It wasn't until grade 9 that someone did the "Did you just say Truck tape?" and laughed their butt off.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:01 PM   #33
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That's a hilarious story. No shame!

Well maybe shame if you had to pay for the tickets.
I did.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:52 PM   #34
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I think you need more of these.
Well, it wouldn't have been "guilt free" casual sex. She was technically "spoken for"--dating a guy that I didn't like, but he was a friend of a friend.

So, really I'm subtracting some bags for my selflessly following the "bros before hos" rule in spite of not really liking the guy....


Man, this was like 10 years ago. I'm old. I'll add some of these to even up the score.
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As a kid I thought Duct tape was called Truck tape as my father used it on our old pickup once to hold some wires together. It wasn't until grade 9 that someone did the "Did you just say Truck tape?" and laughed their butt off.
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How did you manage to do that?
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