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Old 01-24-2008, 07:34 PM   #41
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OWWWWW
That is the sound I made, yes.

The bad part is, I stepped on it myself, so I couldn't even get mad at anyone.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:48 PM   #42
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Worst thread ever......

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Old 01-24-2008, 10:05 PM   #43
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imagine if someone tripped on the tube and yanked it out with the balloon still inflated?
I had a patient at work who was demented, and would wake up in the middle of the night and wander - and would yank out the Foley. Did that 2 nights in a row.
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Old 01-24-2008, 10:33 PM   #44
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I can make this a lot funner by describing the operation.

Two words: Urethra and Cauterization
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Old 01-24-2008, 11:29 PM   #45
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I can make this a lot funner by describing the operation.

Two words: Urethra and Cauterization
oooOooouuu! I love playing guess the operation:

Penile extension?
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Old 01-24-2008, 11:45 PM   #46
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oooOooouuu! I love playing guess the operation:

Penile extension?
Yep, they doubled it's size. It's now a full 2 inches long....
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Old 01-25-2008, 01:52 AM   #47
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Yep, they doubled it's size. It's now a full 2 inches long....
Hiyoooooo!

No, actually removal of a cyst-like growth, but it's size and location caused problems with just letting it heal because of scar tissue
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:02 PM   #48
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:44 PM   #49
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Lol is it out now?
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Lol is it out now?
yes. Oh god that was a pain
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:57 PM   #51
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You know that feeling when someone describes some awful injury to 'there' or you are forced to recall a painful incident 'there' that you get in your stomach? I've had that for this whole thread. Poor Blaster, catheter + Canucks fan to boot.
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:01 PM   #52
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You know that feeling when someone describes some awful injury to 'there' or you are forced to recall a painful incident 'there' that you get in your stomach? I've had that for this whole thread. Poor Blaster, catheter + Canucks fan to boot.
Honestly, though... wouldn't you rather be catheterized than be a Canucks fan?
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:05 PM   #53
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Honestly, though... wouldn't you rather be catheterized than be a Canucks fan?
... yes.

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Old 01-29-2008, 07:10 PM   #54
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Honestly, though... wouldn't you rather be catheterized than be a Canucks fan?
There is shame in having a tube going up your penis, but that shame is nothing in comparison to being a canucks fan.
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