01-26-2008, 03:29 PM
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#1
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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All Star "Caption This": Jarome Iginla
"Yeah, the bowl is about this big. Now, when I hand it to you, do you want to stand on my left or my right?"
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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01-26-2008, 03:32 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Stern Nation
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bettman: i give great back rubs...
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01-26-2008, 03:34 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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(Iggy's shirt is cool!)
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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01-26-2008, 03:35 PM
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#4
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cowtown
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Bettman: "And then I just grabbed-!"
Jarome: "Dude, I'm trying to eat here..."
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01-26-2008, 04:51 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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With Reference to Jim Jefferies:
Just imagine the woman f*ed a guy and all his mates walked past u and go...
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01-26-2008, 04:58 PM
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#6
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n00b!
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Bettman: "Step one - Get a box..."
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01-26-2008, 07:30 PM
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#7
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Retired
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I may be small, white and jewish - but it is still about this big.
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01-26-2008, 07:41 PM
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#8
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vernon, BC
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Now that's when I like to grab the ass and just go "oooh, oooh", then I slip my hand down one side and with the other, just give it a nice spank...
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01-27-2008, 02:46 PM
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#9
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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The tacos were this big.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-27-2008, 11:01 PM
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#10
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Last edited by Rhetts_the_Best; 01-27-2008 at 11:06 PM.
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01-27-2008, 11:39 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
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Nipple Twist!!!
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01-28-2008, 11:15 AM
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#12
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Iginla to self:
Wow, when my wife told me to wear this, I was worried that I would have the would have the worst shirt and tie....
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01-28-2008, 11:19 AM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhetts_the_Best
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Push it up farther! I can't quite lick it!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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01-28-2008, 12:57 PM
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#14
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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Does it look like Staal is learning how to skate in that picture, and Jovo is his dad helping him, to anyone else?
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01-28-2008, 03:44 PM
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#15
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary
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Bettman: "Now Jarome, if you keep missing the net by this much in every All Star Game you go to you are never going to score an All Star Goal. I mean, Phaneuf now has a two goal lead on you in All Star scoring. Seriously..."
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01-28-2008, 08:49 PM
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#16
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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"A man walks into a bar and pulls out a ten inch pianist"
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar 
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01-30-2008, 12:14 PM
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#17
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary
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Bettman: I swear Jarome, there's no calories in Coke Zero, and it even tastes the same!
Iginla: you don't say...
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01-31-2008, 06:28 PM
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#18
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One of the Nine
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Gary: "So NOW, it's THIS big..."
Jarome: "That's great, because I've got a LONG list of things I'd like you to stick up it."
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01-31-2008, 10:50 PM
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#19
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Elbows Up!!
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bettman: look Jarome...i thought the puck was over the line by this much too...but I'm trying to sell hockey in the southern US.
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Franchise > Team > Player
Future historians will celebrate June 24, 2024 as the date when the timeline corrected itself.
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02-02-2008, 11:42 AM
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#20
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broke the first rule
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and they felt like bags of sand
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