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VANFLAMESFAN · 01-25-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Every girl in this thread, I would totally be proud to sleep with them, and their celebrity look alikes, even Rose though she doesn't swing from that particular tree.

You guys are all nuts, or lyin.

Scarlett Johansson not hot, wtf

Half of you would drown in a pool of your own drool if Britney sold you the old girl scout cookies.

Oh I'm so cool, I wouldn't touch Angelina Jolie with a ten foot pole, bs, you'd let her mount up and be the man.

Oh Cameron Diaz turns me off because she let Justin Timberlake do stuff to her. Yeah because any of our girlfriends haven't dated dirtbags before. Pretty sure she's pretty much washed the essense of Timberlake away by now.

You guys kill me . . . . kill me.

POST OF THE MONTH!!!

Jesus, that was funny.

Eastern Girl · 01-25-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

I'm with you. But I think the reason women like her, (well, it's the reason I like her,) is because she looks dirty and if you're going to go lesbo, you're going to be dirty...

No, I just really don't think she's attractive. There's something about her that is very offputting. If I were to go lesbo, it would be with a Kate Hudson type. She seems fun and she's light, so I could toss her around. (Too much?) Plus she knows Kurt Russell so that's a plus.

I'll probably get shot for even suggesting her, but I think Jessica Beil is overrated. Nice body, but I don't think she's very pretty.

troutman · 01-25-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

If I were to go lesbo, it would be with a Kate Hudson type. She seems fun and she's light, so I could toss her around. (Too much?)

Can you elaborate?

2,500 words minimum.

FireFly · 01-25-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

No, I just really don't think she's attractive. There's something about her that is very offputting. If I were to go lesbo, it would be with a Kate Hudson type. She seems fun and she's light, so I could toss her around. (Too much?) Plus she knows Kurt Russell so that's a plus.

I'll probably get shot for even suggesting her, but I think Jessica Beil is overrated. Nice body, but I don't think she's very pretty.

See, and I think if I'm going lesbo, I could date Kate, but I'd have a hard time getting freaky with her. She's just too cute for me.

Eastern Girl · 01-25-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by troutman

Can you elaborate?

2,500 words minimum.

LOL.

How about I just send you a few pages of my diary? That outta clear up any questions.

Eastern Girl · 01-25-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

See, and I think if I'm going lesbo, I could date Kate, but I'd have a hard time getting freaky with her. She's just too cute for me.

See, that's why I think she'd be fun. Cause she looks innocent, but I bet you, push comes to shove, she's not so innocent in the old boudoir!

troutman · 01-25-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

LOL.

How about I just send you a few pages of my diary? That outta clear up any questions.

Your secrets are safe with me - solicitor client privilege. I kid, I kid.

CaptainCrunch · 01-25-2008, 09:58 AM

Usually the quiet ones, innocent looking ones are the ones that at the end of the night your running down the street outside of her house avoiding the rain of televisions, appliances and flat ware.

KevanGuy · 01-25-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN

I would love to see the people here who are slamming Alba and Scarlett turn them down if they came up to them and said, "Let's go back to your place"

Who in this thread said they would turn them down? I musta missed that.

Mean Mr. Mustard · 01-25-2008, 12:12 PM

One celebrity who I really don't find attractive is Sarah Jessica Parker - she has a nice enough body, not my type but I can see how some people would find it attractive, but in terms of her facial features she really doesn't do it for me.... although I am sure she would say much worse about me.

4X4 · 01-25-2008, 12:18 PM

They call her Horseface on Rome.

schnee · 01-25-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard

One celebrity who I really don't find attractive is Sarah Jessica Parker

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Originally Posted by 4X4

They call her Horseface on Rome.

I think Peter Griffin called her a foot..

But she did go from Square Pegs to Sex in the City... so someone thinks she's a babe >shwing<

Cowboy89 · 01-25-2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by schnee

I think Peter Griffin called her a foot..

But she did go from Square Pegs to Sex in the City... so someone thinks she's a babe >shwing<

Using that logic then someone thinks Cynthia Nixon's a babe too. Ewwww . . .

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 01-25-2008, 03:37 PM

The fact is, the average person on TV is way more attractive than, well.... the average person. As a result, we all feel like we can pretend that our "standards" allow us to say that we'd sleep with Angelina Jolie but not Jessica Alba. But in the end, CaptainCrunch is right. The average person would sleep with ANY person on that list, all other things (marriages, etc.) being equal.

So I have no problem saying that I don't think all of them are THAT attractive for celebrities. I'm also married, so I can also say that I wouldn't sleep wih any of them, but it isn't because of looks. But if I were single, there almost isn't a celebrity in this list that I wouldn't go home from Cowboy's with.

Well, except Orlando Bloom. My wife can have him.

CaptainCrunch · 01-25-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan

The fact is, the average person on TV is way more attractive than, well.... the average person. As a result, we all feel like we can pretend that our "standards" allow us to say that we'd sleep with Angelina Jolie but not Jessica Alba. But in the end, CaptainCrunch is right. The average person would sleep with ANY person on that list, all other things (marriages, etc.) being equal.

So I have no problem saying that I don't think all of them are THAT attractive for celebrities. I'm also married, so I can also say that I wouldn't sleep wih any of them, but it isn't because of looks. But if I were single, there almost isn't a celebrity in this list that I wouldn't go home from Cowboy's with.

Well, except Orlando Bloom. My wife can have him.

Any marriage has the celebrity cheat clause doesn't it. Any girl that I've dated has approved of that.

Its always ok for me to nail lets say Angelina Jolie, if she gets the same right to lets say take Brad Pitt to task so to speak, and there can be no anger, Jealousy or resentment.

Its the code, not a guidline or suggestion but the code.

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 01-25-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Any marriage has the celebrity cheat clause doesn't it. Any girl that I've dated has approved of that.

Its always ok for me to nail lets say Angelina Jolie, if she gets the same right to lets say take Brad Pitt to task so to speak, and there can be no anger, Jealousy or resentment.

Its the code, not a guidline or suggestion but the code.

Celebrity cheat clauses are for when you're dating.

When you're married you trade it for an "Indecent Proposal" clause. As in "You can sleep with a millionaire for 1 million dollars, as long as I get half."

burn_baby_burn · 01-25-2008, 03:57 PM

All the celebrities listed in this thread are attractive. If you lined up all of the female celebrities and were asked "pick the ones you most want to be with?", that is where the nit picking comes. We get bombarded with so many images of hot woman on tv, the Internet, and print media that we become desensitized to how beautiful some of these woman really are. If any of these woman showed up at a house party that one of us was at. Every man in the room would be gawking at her like a bunch of slack jawed yokels.

When I said that I didn't think Carrie Underwood was that hot. It didn't mean that I wouldn't sleep with her (I wish the majority of the girls I have slept with were as ugly as her

) . It just meant that I personally don't find her as appealing as some of the other thousands of celebrity woman out there.

CaptainCrunch · 01-25-2008, 04:00 PM

So the question should be rephrased. If you were at a hollywood party surrounded by hot horny famous drunken coked up woman, and you could only pick one, which ones would you reject and which one would you go spelunking with?

burn_baby_burn · 01-25-2008, 04:09 PM

Its like watching an X rated movie with a bunch of guys at a university dorm before a night of drinking. Some guy will allways come out and say "she's gross". I allways used to asume that guy was gay.

CaptainCrunch · 01-25-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn

Its like watching an X rated movie with a bunch of guys at a university dorm before a night of drinking. Some guy will allways come out and say "she's gross". I allways used to asume that guy was gay.

Wasn't that a family guy episode when Stewie said he would become popular in high school by being the effeminate best friend of the hottest girl in school?

Girl - "Where'd you get the coolers"
Stewie - "Oh I had to do something for a guy in the parking lot. By the way does anyone have any scope?"