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Old 01-11-2008, 08:56 AM   #321
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What about good ole gap toothed, fake Bristish, gaping hole Madonna?
Which gaping hole are you referring to?
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:00 AM   #322
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Which gaping hole are you referring to?
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e) All of the Above
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:45 AM   #323
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Looked great in Jerry Maguire- and then she seemed to stop eating anything.
Didn't she gain 40 lb's for each of those Bridget Jone's diary movies?

I'm surprised no one has admitted to being infatuated by Paris Hilton. It's a stretch to call her remotely attractive, and yet most of us love her.
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:42 AM   #324
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Sorry for the bumpage, but I caught Futurama last night and now tonight I happen to be watching Married With Children.

Peg/Leela=Foxy...
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:21 AM   #325
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Kim Jiagtiani, yeah I'll second that.

Heres one:

Giada De Laurentiis from the food network.

Smoking hot, and she can cook.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giad..._10968,00.html
So your telling me that Giada De Laurentiis is not attractive? because the point of the thread is to find not so attractive celebs and man is she ever so NOT ugly!
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:08 AM   #326
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How about the nasty heavily madeup woman from the Drew Carey show, aren't any of you, you know, the least bit curious about what tapping that would be like,
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:10 AM   #327
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To add, Mrs. Roper from three's company had that whole hotflash, fafro'd horny older woman thing going, that made her look like she was willing to make other arrangements if you couldn't pay the rent.

Come and knock on my door baby, I've got the rent check right here for you.

Oh yeah.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:15 AM   #328
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How about the nasty heavily madeup woman from the Drew Carey show, aren't any of you, you know, the least bit curious about what tapping that would be like,
Mimi?




Um, no. She's all yours. Have fun with that.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:50 AM   #329
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Mimi?




Um, no. She's all yours. Have fun with that.
Less for you more for me, yeehaw!!!
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:12 AM   #330
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Jody Foster!
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #331
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Jody Foster!
Oh god I HATE her.
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:46 PM   #332
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Oh god I HATE her.
You know what she looks like to me, with her nice bag and her cheap shoes? A rube. A well-scrubbed rube.

Seriously, though--I don't think Jodie Foster counts. It has to be someone you're ashamed to find attractive. The problem is that on TV, even unattractive people are attractive.
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:27 PM   #333
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Seriously, though--I don't think Jodie Foster counts. It has to be someone you're ashamed to find attractive. The problem is that on TV, even unattractive people are attractive.
She is older than my mother, I think that falls into that category.

edit- ok nevermind, for some reason I thought she was in her mid 50's.
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Less for you more for me, yeehaw!!!

Good lord, is "she" sporting wood? Meaning Mimi above. Maybe its a knee?
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Old 01-23-2008, 03:06 PM   #335
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Add me to the list of Sarah Silverman 'would-be doers'.
ditto. Not at the same time of course. Unless she asked. Then eyes closed at all times. But what if a hand reaches out... Ok. New rule. Eyes open at all times!!!
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Old 01-23-2008, 03:08 PM   #336
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Jody Foster!
I would drag my face down a highway of razors just to go on a date with Jodie. She's not only beautiful but intelligent and confident with herself. Boo! Boo, I say, boo!
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Old 01-23-2008, 03:11 PM   #337
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I would drag my face down a highway of razors just to go on a date with Jodie. She's not only beautiful but intelligent and confident with herself. Boo! Boo, I say, boo!
Remember her in Maverick? I have loved her since!
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Old 01-23-2008, 03:49 PM   #338
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It's been mentioned but Kelly Clarkson does it for me.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:56 PM   #339
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Remember her in Maverick? I have loved her since!
Yeah, but doesn't she play for the same team?

Mine would be Ellen Barkin and Sarah Polley, sexy, but not good looking.
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bump for fun, and just thought of another one for me. Jennifer Botterill.
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