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Old 01-10-2008, 10:54 AM   #1
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These always worth a good laugh. Figured we could do a thread. Doesn't have to be a Chuck Norris but those are the best one.

Here's mine to get things started

When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The Ocean gets Chuck Norris'd
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:55 AM   #2
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My all time favorite,


When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he looks in the closet and under the bed for Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:57 AM   #3
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Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares angrily at the books until they give up their information.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:58 AM   #4
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Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares angrily at the books until they give up their information.
lol, i can't believe of all the chuck norris lines you mentioned my favorite.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:59 AM   #5
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My personal favourite


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:59 AM   #6
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My favorite:

If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the f*** down!
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:00 AM   #7
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when Chuck Norris does push ups, Chuck Norris doesn't go up, the earth moves down
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:01 AM   #8
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chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris runs, Chuck Norris doesn't move, the earth spins faster
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:04 AM   #10
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if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:13 AM   #11
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Something is wrong with our oxygen supply.....
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:15 AM   #12
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*Family Guy*
Chuck Norris is tough that under Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin. But another fist
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:24 AM   #13
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CN can kill two stones with one bird.

superman once watched an episode of walker texas ranger. he then cried himself to sleep.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:27 AM   #14
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Q: Why didn't Rosa Parks give up her seat on the bus?

A: She was saving it for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris eats a rubik cube and craps it out solved
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:32 AM   #16
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Wow, CP is turning into Barrens general chat.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may have only seconds left to live.
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Chuck Norris can't touch the "I can't stop talking about Dion Phaneuf" thread.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:32 AM   #18
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brokeback mountain is not just a movie, it's also what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Helen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris.
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