Not so attractive celebrity...

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by feartheflames

how does Dion look so hot in your avatar MissTeeks? Holy Crow

Holy Crow is right, as in Crow Magnon Man. Gotta love the Dion, but he looks like a freakin caveman with that low, arching brow. But I guess thats the idea of the thread: not attractive people that some of us find attractive.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I guess, I'm the superior man here, I'd do all of the golden girls, Barbara Streisand, that woman from sex in a city that should wear a saddle, the where's the beef woman (when she was alive), the house mother from facts of life, followed by natelie and Joe (even though I have my suspicions about her).

Ha ha.

The funny thing about threads like this is that we are a bunch of nerds talking about hockey (allegedly) on the internet but so many of these Hollywood starlets aren't "good looking enough" for us.

I may be an exception to the rule (since I look like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise) but I'm willing to bet that the average CPer isn't quite so studly as to have the option to punt Julia Stiles out of the sack, or be embarrassed to be seen with Minnie Driver.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Ha ha.

The funny thing about threads like this is that we are a bunch of nerds talking about hockey (allegedly) on the internet but so many of these Hollywood starlets aren't "good looking enough" for us.

I may be an exception to the rule (since I look like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise) but I'm willing to bet that the average CPer isn't quite so studly as to have the option to punt Julia Stiles out of the sack, or be embarrassed to be seen with Minnie Driver.

Oh ya totally, but its different. TV standards as opposed to real life standards are two totally different beasts. On TV you can find about 100 beautiful women just by going around the knob a couple of times, therefore your standards are higher. I've never been partial to Britney Spears, but if I saw a girl like that out somewhere and she was interested in me, I'd be all over it in about two seconds(at least pre-crazy Britney).

Haha ok here's an embarassing one that I just remembered, and I have no idea why she does it for me: Sarah Silverman.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Oh ya totally, but its different. TV standards as opposed to real life standards are two totally different beasts. On TV you can find about 100 beautiful women just by going around the knob a couple of times, therefore your standards are higher. I've never been partial to Britney Spears, but if I saw a girl like that out somewhere and she was interested in me, I'd be all over it in about two seconds(at least pre-crazy Britney).

Haha ok here's an embarassing one that I just remembered, and have I no idea why she does it for me: Sarah Silverman.

Oh sure, but I still find it funny.

Sarah Silverman gives me a rise in my Levis.

[calf]

Paris Hilton...don't think I could admit that anywhere but a relatively anonymous messageboard

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by calf

Paris Hilton...don't think I could admit that anywhere but a relatively anonymous messageboard

That's cause she's dirty and you liiiiiiiike it.

[LIP MAN]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Oh sure, but I still find it funny.

Sarah Silverman gives me a rise in my Levis.

Seconded. Plus shes fata'in hilarious.

[calf]

Originally Posted by FireFly

That's cause she's dirty and you liiiiiiiike it.

pretty much...and it's like S7 and RU's discussion...see her on the street and she wasn't a celebrity, and I'd probably take a second look.


...wait, that probably reads differently than I intended.

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by LIP MAN

Seconded. Plus shes fata'in hilarious.

You know what, for some reason, I'd tap Sarah Silverman too.

[jammies]

Originally Posted by calf

Paris Hilton...

Double jimmy-hat and you're good to go!

Let's face it, if you're a guy the only thing limiting what woman you sleep with voluntarily is how many beer you've had:

0 beers: she needs to pass the "my friends won't laugh if I tell them I slept with her" test
3-4 beers: between ages 18-55, doesn't smell bad
8-9 beers: is female, preferably human but not necessarily
12-15 beers: I love you blanky! Let me show you how much! Oooh, warm!

However, Penelope Cruz is a skeletal hag, Katie Holmes looks like a monstrous baby with hair, and Cameron Diaz is a vapid ditz who exudes all the sexiness of a bag of rats. Not saying I wouldn't do 'em, I just would bitterly reproach myself later and blame it on peer pressure.

[Flames09]

I dont know why this is even discussed horny guys would hit anything that moves... so whats there to discuss lol, as a girl I'm embarassed to admit I think Scott Anderson (Finger Eleven) is hot...

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by jammies

However, Penelope Cruz is a skeletal hag, Katie Holmes looks like a monstrous baby with hair, and Cameron Diaz is a vapid ditz who exudes all the sexiness of a bag of rats. Not saying I wouldn't do 'em, I just would bitterly reproach myself later and blame it on peer pressure.

I see it as a little different, I'd rinse off, douse in bactine and there would be no bitter reproach or blame. I did it, I'm not proud, but I'd do it again.

[surferguy]

I always had a crush on the small blond girl in S CLub 7. I think Hannah was her name.

[4X4]

Add me to the list of Sarah Silverman 'would-be doers'.

[flamesdyehard]

MOD edit: Alright, take it easy.

[black rubber disc bunny]

Two words: Tonya Harding

[bigtmac19]

Originally Posted by black rubber disc bunny

Two words: Tonya Harding

Now that's just gross.

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by black rubber disc bunny

Two words: Tonya Harding

Didn't she release some sort of sex tape? Or was that just Tabloid fodder?

[underGRADFlame]

Originally Posted by Cowboy89

Didn't she release some sort of sex tape? Or was that just Tabloid fodder?

She's a big fat boxer now.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by underGRADFlame

She's a big fat boxer now.

Whaddya mean now? She was always a dog.