I could really do without Hulk Hogan. Why does he constantly need to yell? That's what the microphone is for.
Well ya know something Sandra brother, I need to yell brother, because i've been taking my vitamins brother, and these vitamins brother, make me big and strong brother, and that makes my voice project brother, so all my Gladiator maniacs can hear me brother, so eat your vitamins brother, so once day you can yell loud like the Hulkster brother, so whatcha gonna do brother, when Hulkamania goes wild on you.........BROTHER.
Seriously, why does he use that word so much? Ugh.
Gary Bettman needs to contact NBC right away and arrange for an all NHL vs. American Gladiators episode.
They'll have Parros, Godard, Phaneuf, Boogard, Neil, Chara, Pronger, Colton Orr, Laraque, the Phillidelphia Flyers, etc. fight the Gladiators in all the normal events. Then at some point there will be a made-up ice event and we'll see how well the gladiators do on ice. Then NBC will spin-off gladiators on ice into a Will Ferrell movie and make an insane fortune.
Oh man, I so should be a sports/entertainment executive.
Geez on the first show that Militia guy couldn't even grab a second ring let alone prevent anyone from crossing. Then the guy on Joust who stepped on the other platform twice.
The female gladiators are no better.
Hogan is a TERRIBLE host. When he's in character it looks like he's trying to take a dump when he's talking with those bent legs.
Still just a classic cheese show and guilty pleasure.
I finally sat down with some of my crunchomaniacs last night and through the awesom force of my 19" guns pushed channel 12 on my remote control so that I could watch a show thats just as awesome as the millions and millions of fans who pine about me at home on T.V.
I just have to say brother, that the Gladiators are almost good enough to hang with the Crunchster, brother, and I have all kinds and love and respect for the contestants for bringing everything.
And as we sat around stately Crunch manner wearing our NWO T-Shirts and telling the paper boy to go to hell we were distressed to see that one of the contestants was sporting a punji stick after wrestling one of the gladiators.
Didn't need to see that bra.
So every monday night, the American Gladiators and the crunchsters 36" waist, 58" chest and 72" biceps are going to explode into your home.
Whatcha gonna do when the red white and blue explodes on you?!!!!??
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Gary Bettman needs to contact NBC right away and arrange for an all NHL vs. American Gladiators episode.
They'll have Parros, Godard, Phaneuf, Boogard, Neil, Chara, Pronger, Colton Orr, Laraque, the Phillidelphia Flyers, etc. fight the Gladiators in all the normal events. Then at some point there will be a made-up ice event and we'll see how well the gladiators do on ice. Then NBC will spin-off gladiators on ice into a Will Ferrell movie and make an insane fortune.
Oh man, I so should be a sports/entertainment executive.
Dude that would be freaking awesome. I would love to see a crossover like that. The ratings would be huge.
If the NHL sent Crosby, do you think the Gladiators would know not to touch him.
I don't know about all the guys you picked though. Yes they have size, but I think the star power would be needed. So its tough on who to send. I'd say
Phaneuf, Chara, Pronger, Neil for sure. But I think you could send guys like Iggy, Lecalvier, and even Ovechkin. Yeah you don't want them getting hurt, but if the average joe can do it, I'm sure they could
it held my attention for about 12 seconds. long enough to see the chinese chick hobble around while trying to put the ball in the baskets and then collapse.
