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Old 01-07-2008, 04:47 PM   #121
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Sarah Polley, even though she's dropped down a few nothces in recent years.
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:47 PM   #122
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I'm not even joking about this but I have a big crush on Oprah Winfrey, boy would I like to take a round out of her. Stick her the ol' tube steak if you will. Give her the ol' twig and berries. If someone else wants to join me we could put her on the skewer.
Doesn't Oprah do a show where she grants viewers requests...?
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:50 PM   #123
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I'm not even joking about this but I have a big crush on Oprah Winfrey, boy would I like to take a round out of her. Stick her the ol' tube steak if you will. Give her the ol' twig and berries. If someone else wants to join me we could put her on the skewer.
Sure don't leave much to the imagination there, do ya.
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:02 PM   #124
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I'm not even joking about this but I have a big crush on Oprah Winfrey, boy would I like to take a round out of her. Stick her the ol' tube steak if you will. Give her the ol' twig and berries. If someone else wants to join me we could put her on the skewer.
Wow, just wow, this thread can end right there! I actually have tears in my eyes, I wonder what Stedman thinks of this?
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:16 PM   #125
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Wow, just wow, this thread can end right there! I actually have tears in my eyes, I wonder what Stedman thinks of this?
He thinks "wow, so I'm not the only person in the universe that finds Oprah sexually attractive".
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:36 PM   #126
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We had a similar thread on the Devils board a ways back. *searches* Okay, 2005. Let's see what I wrote then:
Anna Faris (I much preferred the black hair over the new blonde)
Sarah Gilbert (Darlene from Roseanne)
Laura Innis (Dr. Weaver on E.R.)
Janeane Garofalo (particularly in "The Truth about Cats and Dogs")

*ponders if there is anyone new he would like to add to the list*
I'll take one already mentioned in this thread: Jessica Holmes

Running theme through mine: chipmunk cheeks.
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:59 PM   #127
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*ponders if there is anyone new he would like to add to the list*
I'll take one already mentioned in this thread: Jessica Holmes

Running theme through mine: chipmunk cheeks.
Dude, I have the ultimate cheek fetish. I love cheeks. All four of 'em.
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:06 PM   #128
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:20 PM   #129
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Aye. I do have a problem about being attracted to lesbians. I seem to hit on a lot of them. Or maybe that's just what they say.......
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:46 PM   #130
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In what planet is she "not so attractive"?

Unless you are talking about her in that "Monster" role....*shudder*
I was thinking of her the Monster role. Should never have watched that flick, it forever changed the image i have of her.


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Old 01-07-2008, 07:43 PM   #131
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Britney Spears

Even during her MTV show when everyone called her fat



Sheesh, no wonder 12 year olds are starving themselves.

Hawt!
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:47 PM   #132
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:56 PM   #133
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She did eat a cheeseburger mid-dance.
Thats even hotter!

I want to do a line off her ass, slap her kids around a bit, then ride her all night (while eating cheeseburgers!!)
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Old 01-07-2008, 08:00 PM   #134
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Tina Fey SNL
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Janeane Garofalo

I remembered Tina on my own, but had to be reminded of Janeane.
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:00 PM   #135
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Thats even hotter!

I want to do a line off her ass, slap her kids around a bit, then ride her all night (while eating cheeseburgers!!)
It does not surprise me to hear you say this, considering you are an Oiler fan and all.
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:05 PM   #136
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What a list, there is quite a few that should not be on the list cause they are just so awsome, like Carrie from mythbusters , and some that just shocked me, Oprah.......wow.
For me it is Geri Halliwell - Ginger Spice - there is a spice that I would love to have all over me.
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:32 PM   #137
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Dude, I have the ultimate cheek fetish. I love cheeks. All four of 'em.
I'm learning that there's such a thing as knowing your fellow posters TOO well.....
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:58 PM   #138
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Anyone remember that chick from that show ummm... Americas Funniest People or something... Daisy Fuentes? She kept me company on a few of those lonely nights as a teenager.
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Old 01-07-2008, 10:13 PM   #139
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In order of embarassment:

1. Martha Stewart (pre-prison)
2. Martha Stewart (post-prison)
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Old 01-07-2008, 10:15 PM   #140
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Look at that blimp.
... he's hanging from a ballon!
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