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Old 01-05-2008, 09:02 PM   #1
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Default Anyone know where I can get some hardwood?

I can't think of a way to write the title and not cue the easy jokes that will no doubt follow!

Nonetheless, I am looking for some hardwood (apple, cherry, whatever really). I would like somewhere around Calgary where I could buy some wood to BBQ with. I'm not after a bag of chips/chunks here...I'm looking for full wood.

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My first thought as well upon seeing this thread title
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Have you checked out a BBQ specialty store- like BBQs Galore?
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The Cedar Shop?

BTW, if sparky69 doesnt take my advice he might have some to spare. I dont know if you'd want to BBQ with it though.
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Have you checked out a BBQ specialty store- like BBQs Galore?

Well thanks for the serious reply so far! All they seem to have is the chips/chunks. I'm kind of hoping to get some actual logs or big pieces that are like that.
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Old 01-06-2008, 10:54 AM   #10
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http://www.blackforestwood.com/

Black Forest is located in Calgary and sell by the board foot.
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http://www.calgaryfirewood.com/

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What kind of cooking device do you have, are you just going to use your regular barbecue?
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http://www.blackforestwood.com/

Black Forest is located in Calgary and sell by the board foot.
I second that as well. You should be able to find most anything you want there. A couple years back I bought some cherry there that was 3/4" thick, the boards were 5ft long and varied from 4 to 6 inches wide. They have tons of stuff.
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What kind of cooking device do you have, are you just going to use your regular barbecue?
I have a large charcoal BBQ with a side fire-box. I want this wood so that I can cook a whole pig next month (which probably indicates the size of the BBQ).

Thanks for all of the help. I will definitely check some of these out and see how things go!
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Nonetheless, I am looking for some hardwood
Michael: There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

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Aside from all the jokes. Which should have been expected.

Why on earth wood you go and pay $4-$20+/ ft for something you are going to burn??

I would say go to a new housing development and look for houses at the finishing stage and dive in the dumpster.
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Aside from all the jokes. Which should have been expected.

Why on earth wood you go and pay $4-$20+/ ft for something you are going to burn??

I would say go to a new housing development and look for houses at the finishing stage and dive in the dumpster.
Speaking of expecting jokes.....
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Aside from all the jokes. Which should have been expected.

Why on earth wood you go and pay $4-$20+/ ft for something you are going to burn??

I would say go to a new housing development and look for houses at the finishing stage and dive in the dumpster.
Because you don't want to BBQ with plywood covered in paint and softwood full of nails.
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