01-01-2008, 07:48 PM
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#101
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Norm!
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Use lots of shortened words like
ROTFLMAO
And BRB
And the always popular IHA9IPAWF3HAD
Post someone else's picture and tell her its yours (Don't use a recognizable celebraty)
Girls are totally intrigued and turned on when you exaggerate your physique lie about your looks and wealth, and under estimate your weight.
Oh and make sure that she knows that you own your own house, your at least a vice president of whatever company that you work for, and you make 6 no 7 figures a year between your charity work for small animals and African Villages
You can do it, lie your sack off.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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01-01-2008, 07:49 PM
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#102
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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How about DO NOT flirt online and just call her...?
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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01-01-2008, 07:54 PM
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#103
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Send her a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich with a caption saying 'Book it'
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01-01-2008, 07:58 PM
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#104
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Marshmallow Maiden
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Sorry for de-railing the previous thread...
I'm always flattered when someone wants to know more about me and the things I'm interested in. It's great when someone can just keep the conversation going for hours at a time. (Or in your case, messages that keep going back and forth)
Good luck in your flirting endeavors
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01-01-2008, 07:59 PM
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#105
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
How about DO NOT flirt online and just call her...?
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This would be my vote... however, if you are dead set on the online thing, I imagine flirting via the interweb is very similar to doing it in person, except now you have time to edit yourself and/or think of the perfect thing to say.
Also, apologies for derailing your other thread.
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01-01-2008, 07:59 PM
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#106
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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...Good luck getting a serious reply out of these jokers. Lol.
But my serious reply for you, I agree with HOOT, call her. Flirting online does not work.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-01-2008, 08:28 PM
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#107
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In the Sin Bin
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So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
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01-01-2008, 08:31 PM
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#108
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
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If EG doesn't take you, I will.
I love fantasy, hockey and ridiculous man-movies with no plot and big explosions.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-01-2008, 08:36 PM
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#109
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
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Why would you?
Tickets? are you bringing a friend?
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Last edited by Eastern Girl; 01-01-2008 at 08:41 PM.
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01-01-2008, 08:47 PM
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#110
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
If EG doesn't take you, I will. 
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My, how the tables have turned. Now I can get you two to fight over me! Muwahahaha!
Per CC's advice, I am a vice-president, I own my own home, and I actually make eight figures a year.
The truth is out there...
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01-01-2008, 08:56 PM
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#112
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
My, how the tables have turned. Now I can get you two to fight over me! Muwahahaha!
Per CC's advice, I am a vice-president, I own my own home, and I actually make eight figures a year.
The truth is out there... 
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I didn't say I liked you enough to fight EG for you.
And I'm fond of Mercedes Lackey.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-01-2008, 09:01 PM
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#114
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
I didn't say I liked you enough to fight EG for you.
And I'm fond of Mercedes Lackey.
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Off topic, but didn't she write one of the wing commander books. Yup, I was write, she wrote Freedom flight, never mind
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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01-01-2008, 09:12 PM
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#115
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Oh, sure, dash my dream!

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Really had your hopes on seeing a cat fight eh?
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-01-2008, 09:14 PM
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#116
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In the Sin Bin
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Oh, I've seen plenty. Never been the prize for the winner before though, heh.
Speaking of Mercedes Lackey, and to continue to destroy Maritime Q-Scout's hopes of any serious answers to his questions, is the Dragon Jousters series any good?
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01-01-2008, 09:27 PM
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#117
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Oh, I've seen plenty. Never been the prize for the winner before though, heh.
Speaking of Mercedes Lackey, and to continue to destroy Maritime Q-Scout's hopes of any serious answers to his questions, is the Dragon Jousters series any good?
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I almost feel bad for MQS. 3 pages and only 5 serious answers. I actually haven't read the Dragon Jousters series. I've been a stubborn, closed minded dope and haven't read anything from her that isn't about Valdemar.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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01-01-2008, 09:30 PM
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#118
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In the Sin Bin
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IMO, anything with dragons = win, so it looks like a decent series. Haven't read much Lackey yet, but sounds like anything involving Valdemar is a good pickup, eh?
And I'll give MQS this: Talking apparently is useful.
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01-01-2008, 09:35 PM
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#119
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
IMO, anything with dragons = win, so it looks like a decent series. Haven't read much Lackey yet, but sounds like anything involving Valdemar is a good pickup, eh?
And I'll give MQS this: Talking apparently is useful. 
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I read my first Valdemar book 2 years ago and have been working through all her books concerning it. It really gets a hold of you. Once you start, you can't get enough of it. It's really too bad she stopped with Valdemar though.
This thread is so de-railed. I'm not gonna post anymore, I'm overwhelmed with guilt.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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