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Old 01-01-2008, 07:48 PM   #101
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Use lots of shortened words like

ROTFLMAO

And BRB

And the always popular IHA9IPAWF3HAD

Post someone else's picture and tell her its yours (Don't use a recognizable celebraty)

Girls are totally intrigued and turned on when you exaggerate your physique lie about your looks and wealth, and under estimate your weight.

Oh and make sure that she knows that you own your own house, your at least a vice president of whatever company that you work for, and you make 6 no 7 figures a year between your charity work for small animals and African Villages

You can do it, lie your sack off.
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:49 PM   #102
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How about DO NOT flirt online and just call her...?
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:54 PM   #103
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Send her a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich with a caption saying 'Book it'
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:58 PM   #104
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Sorry for de-railing the previous thread...

I'm always flattered when someone wants to know more about me and the things I'm interested in. It's great when someone can just keep the conversation going for hours at a time. (Or in your case, messages that keep going back and forth)

Good luck in your flirting endeavors
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:59 PM   #105
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How about DO NOT flirt online and just call her...?
This would be my vote... however, if you are dead set on the online thing, I imagine flirting via the interweb is very similar to doing it in person, except now you have time to edit yourself and/or think of the perfect thing to say.

Also, apologies for derailing your other thread.
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:59 PM   #106
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...Good luck getting a serious reply out of these jokers. Lol.

But my serious reply for you, I agree with HOOT, call her. Flirting online does not work.
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:28 PM   #107
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So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:31 PM   #108
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So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
If EG doesn't take you, I will.

I love fantasy, hockey and ridiculous man-movies with no plot and big explosions.
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So I should probably cancel those tickets to Ottawa then?
Why would you?

Tickets? are you bringing a friend?
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:47 PM   #110
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If EG doesn't take you, I will.
My, how the tables have turned. Now I can get you two to fight over me! Muwahahaha!

Per CC's advice, I am a vice-president, I own my own home, and I actually make eight figures a year.

The truth is out there...
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:50 PM   #111
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So, uh, who are your favourite authors?
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:56 PM   #112
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My, how the tables have turned. Now I can get you two to fight over me! Muwahahaha!

Per CC's advice, I am a vice-president, I own my own home, and I actually make eight figures a year.

The truth is out there...
I didn't say I liked you enough to fight EG for you.

And I'm fond of Mercedes Lackey.
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Oh, sure, dash my dream!

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Old 01-01-2008, 09:01 PM   #114
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I didn't say I liked you enough to fight EG for you.

And I'm fond of Mercedes Lackey.
Off topic, but didn't she write one of the wing commander books. Yup, I was write, she wrote Freedom flight, never mind
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Oh, sure, dash my dream!

Really had your hopes on seeing a cat fight eh?
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Old 01-01-2008, 09:14 PM   #116
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Oh, I've seen plenty. Never been the prize for the winner before though, heh.

Speaking of Mercedes Lackey, and to continue to destroy Maritime Q-Scout's hopes of any serious answers to his questions, is the Dragon Jousters series any good?
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Oh, I've seen plenty. Never been the prize for the winner before though, heh.

Speaking of Mercedes Lackey, and to continue to destroy Maritime Q-Scout's hopes of any serious answers to his questions, is the Dragon Jousters series any good?
I almost feel bad for MQS. 3 pages and only 5 serious answers. I actually haven't read the Dragon Jousters series. I've been a stubborn, closed minded dope and haven't read anything from her that isn't about Valdemar.
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IMO, anything with dragons = win, so it looks like a decent series. Haven't read much Lackey yet, but sounds like anything involving Valdemar is a good pickup, eh?

And I'll give MQS this: Talking apparently is useful.
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IMO, anything with dragons = win, so it looks like a decent series. Haven't read much Lackey yet, but sounds like anything involving Valdemar is a good pickup, eh?

And I'll give MQS this: Talking apparently is useful.
I read my first Valdemar book 2 years ago and have been working through all her books concerning it. It really gets a hold of you. Once you start, you can't get enough of it. It's really too bad she stopped with Valdemar though.

This thread is so de-railed. I'm not gonna post anymore, I'm overwhelmed with guilt.
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