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Old 12-31-2007, 09:50 PM   #81
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These threads are always priceless!!!

If you want to get good at flirting or picking up girls try talking to them...its like everything in life, it takes practice.

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Old 12-31-2007, 09:51 PM   #82
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Good point! Nothing worse than the "cling on" that wants to do everything you do. Gotta have some space in the relationship or one can feel smoothered and claustrophobic.
Agreed, nothing worse than a Clingon woman...

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Old 12-31-2007, 10:01 PM   #83
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Agreed, nothing worse than a Clingon woman...

If ever there was a candidate for the BPB.

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Old 12-31-2007, 10:08 PM   #84
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Because it's fun, it gives you confidence and most importantly it gives you practice. Just make sure to keep it casual and never lead anybody on.
But those are all expectations.

None of this really matters anyway. Captain already said I could be his trainer. So this flirting thing is just his way of making me jealous to gain back his power.
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:45 PM   #85
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So why are there so many single CP women?

Because you spend way too much time on an internet forum that caters to social lost causes?

(I think)

(And the irony of posting this at 10:45 on New Years eve is not lost on me.)
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Old 01-01-2008, 01:15 AM   #86
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Because you spend way too much time on an internet forum that caters to social lost causes?

(I think)

(And the irony of posting this at 10:45 on New Years eve is not lost on me.)
You have a point. But at least I posted after midnight... Only reason I'm home right now is I have to work tomorrow. Triple time looks good on my paycheque.

But you do still have a point.
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Old 01-01-2008, 09:21 AM   #87
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We're all too busy on CP, giving out dating advice to ever head outside and meet a guy...


... or because guys seem to think that girls liking sports is butch. A guy called me butch a few months back because I knew more about hockey than he did. That was nice.

Who knows though?
Wow. Guys have said that to you before? Personally, I'd love a GF that would share my love of Hockey. Being in the US, in a non-hockey market, though, I realize that's most likely not going to happen.
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Old 01-01-2008, 09:36 AM   #88
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CP Dating threads are great

So many single women here that like hockey... I'm 22, probably soon-to-be-single, and like long walks along the beach...
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Old 01-01-2008, 10:09 AM   #89
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Wow. Guys have said that to you before? Personally, I'd love a GF that would share my love of Hockey. Being in the US, in a non-hockey market, though, I realize that's most likely not going to happen.
One guy said that to me, he said he wouldn't go out with a girl that was butch. But it wasn't just cause I liked hockey, it was also because I read books, which is apparently a dominantly male thing to do. I'm not gonna lie, even though I know I'm not butch and I know the guy was a tool, it kinda stung a little to hear him say it.

I agree with Witty's post a page or so back, when she said that it seems in theory guys like the girls that enjoy/know a lot about sports, but when it comes down to it, they tend to get rather condescending or annoying about the whole thing. But honestly, I doubt my love of hockey is why I am single...
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Old 01-01-2008, 10:18 AM   #90
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So you like hockey, and like to read, eh?

IF you like fantasy novels and action movies, I'm moving to Ottawa.
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So you like hockey, and like to read, eh?

IF you like fantasy novels and action movies, I'm moving to Ottawa.

How soon can you get here?!
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Old 01-01-2008, 12:17 PM   #92
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The butch or fem Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...00904425729352
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Old 01-01-2008, 04:45 PM   #93
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I'm fortunate that my gf loves hockey too. The only problem is that she's a leaf's fan

Are there just not a whole lot of single guys in Ottawa Eastern girl? I shouldn't be looking of course, but I have a 30% chance of moving to the Nation's Capital. The friends I have out East all seem to say that Ottawa's pretty boring, so that might hurt the dating scene perhaps?
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Old 01-01-2008, 05:10 PM   #94
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One guy said that to me, he said he wouldn't go out with a girl that was butch. But it wasn't just cause I liked hockey, it was also because I read books, which is apparently a dominantly male thing to do.
Read books? Wwhhhaaatt? Next thing you know they're gonna let you women folk into the voting booths I reckon.
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Old 01-01-2008, 05:16 PM   #95
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Read books? Wwhhhaaatt? Next thing you know they're gonna let you women folk into the voting booths I reckon.

Some of them can be quite clever you know.

I wouldn't surprised if, one day, one of them actually ran for public office. And the scary thing is, if they keep letting these women into the country in such high numbers, eventually they might even be able to vote in one of their own. That's what scares me. Where will we be then?
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Old 01-01-2008, 06:58 PM   #96
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:18 PM   #97
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*ahem* let's try this again

Looking for ideas and ways to flirt online.

In person I'm decent, but mostly because you can gauge reaction in real time, you can't online. While I'll do chatting, messaging, etc on my own about every day topics, I'm looking for some additional ideas on how to flirt/make her laugh.

Suggestions?
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:32 PM   #98
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:38 PM   #99
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When her profile picture is just a head shot, tell her her ass looks big in it..


(I got nothing.)
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God, I play too many video games. "head shot" has an entirely different meaning to me...
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