Wow, this would take guts... and stupidness...

[photon]

I'm sure we've all wanted to do this...

[Crazy Flamer]

HAHA! That's hilarious! Good on the person who wrote the note!

[Locke]

How about a picture of when someone does the exact opposite?

When they park like 6 inches away from your car so its impossible to open your door!

[burn_this_city]

I always leave notes on dipsh*ts cars.. Sometimes I almost want to go a step further and drag their pathetic car out of its spot using my tow hooks..

[RougeUnderoos]

Aww shucks, that's terrible. Is that a BMW? I've heard it can be expensive to fix those cars. I'm sure the owner can afford to fix it. If he can't, he wouldn't have bought a car he can't afford to look after.

[Winsor_Pilates]

Originally Posted by fotze

Sometimes one person has parked poorly and everyone else just slots in beside them so I just follow suit, but then when you come out the people have left and you are just sitting there and it appears you have parked like the above guy, but you were just follwing the parking pattern. Happens in winter more often. It is possible but not likely in the above case.

I was thinking this too. The person who wrote the note is a jerk. Even if someone parks like an ass, you have no right to damage their car. Two asshats does not make a right.

[Dan02]

Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

I was thinking this too. The person who wrote the note is a jerk. Even if someone parks like an ass, you have no right to damage their car. Two asshats does not make a right.

No but it makes the non asshats amoung us feel good cause there's someone sticking up for us

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

I was thinking this too. The person who wrote the note is a jerk. Even if someone parks like an ass, you have no right to damage their car. Two asshats does not make a right.

maybe my eyes aren't as good as when I was younger or another picture didn't load but.... pics of damage or it didn't happen!

probably just put the note on there to mess with his head and give him an 'oh sh1t' moment where he frantically looks over his car.

[habernac]

a friend of mine lived in an apartment for a few years. A white car parked beside him for two of those years. It left lovely white marks all over his passenger side door from the idiot opening his door too far. His going away present to this jerk was a huge footprint sized dent in the idiots driver's side door when he moved out.

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by Locke

How about a picture of when someone does the exact opposite?

When they park like 6 inches away from your car so its impossible to open your door!

I tend to do that deliberately to a-holes who park over the lines - in the summer only, of course. As noted, in winter, you often can't see the lines, so just have to guess.

Parking between two yellow lines is not that hard. And any idiot who can't manage it should not have a licence.

Saw a kid parallel park in front of a 7-11 once literally across two stalls. A buddy of mine and I parked on either side of his bumper (legally), perpendicular to his car. We then proceeded to take our dear, sweet time while the ###### sat there and fumed because he couldn't go anywhere.

[ericschand]

Years ago, I had a 1987 Honda CRX Si. Little tiny car.
Went to a mall, and there were two adjacent spots open, and another
car waiting to get in one. Or so I thought. <censored> took BOTH spots,
parking in the middle!

However, I pulled forward, looked it over, and figured, hey, I can make
this one! The <censored> got out of his car, so I pulled in,
and parked beside him (his drivers side of course), leaving him no
way to get into his car. All this while he's watching me.

Then got out of my car, nodded to him, and proceeded to take two
hours in the mall.

The look on his face was that of surprise, anger, "oh no you di'nt!",
and when I nodded to him...especially since I was chuckling about
it to myself. Absolutely priceless. I had to squeeze out, and I'm
sure the passenger in the car on my left wasn't too happy, but
that look he had was worth it.

His car was gone when I got back, no marks on mine (someone had
hit me on that side it was going in the shop later, so who cares?),
so I'm guessing he had to get in the passenger side and hop over to
the drivers.

ers

[Robbob]

I used to work security at a mall in Calgary and I came in one morning and there was a BMW parked diagnolly across 4 spaces. I just thought to myself the guy is just asking for it. Needless to say the next guard comes on and during his parking patrols notices the same thing and comments. Sure enough I get a call about 30 mins later from a furious guy screaming that his car had all his tires slashed and that they were performance tires and don't we do patrols. I ensured him that we did patrols and when he started to give me the car description I interupted him and asked if his was the BMW parked across 4 stalls in the south lot. The defeated response after the pause was priceless.

I felt bad that the guy got this tires slashed but he tried to blame everyone except himself untill the end. Karma can be a bitch.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Robbob

I used to work security at a mall in Calgary and I came in one morning and there was a BMW parked diagnolly across 4 spaces. I just thought to myself the guy is just asking for it. Needless to say the next guard comes on and during his parking patrols notices the same thing and comments. Sure enough I get a call about 30 mins later from a furious guy screaming that his car had all his tires slashed and that they were performance tires and don't we do patrols. I ensured him that we did patrols and when he started to give me the car description I interupted him and asked if his was the BMW parked across 4 stalls in the south lot. The defeated response after the pause was priceless.

I felt bad that the guy got this tires slashed but he tried to blame everyone except himself untill the end. Karma can be a bitch.

I would never slash someones tires, but I took the cores out of the stems on a preludes tires downtown after the moron boxed me in.. Sure is hard to flill them back up with air without those.. Needless to say he must have had fun getting his car flat decked. Didnt do any permanent damage just made him spend $100 and a few hours of his time.. Tire tools are great to carry around..

[foofighter15]

good. i love doing that. No matter how nice your car is, it doesn't deserve two spots. Especially when its the run of the mill BMW SUV

[Resolute 14]

If I was going to do something like that, I'd just let the air out of the tires rather than slash them. No permanent damage, and the idiot just has to call a service truck at the waste of his time.

[J pold]

Back in my high school days getting to park in the front row of the school parking lot was awesome (especially in the winter) going to a high school with such a large amount of people the lot filled up everyday

One day some kid was allowed to drive his parents Escalade to school he thought for some reason this allowed him to showcase it across 4 parking spots…every kid that walked by spit or kicked it

The look on the kids face when he came out at lunch to see the car covered in saliva, dirt, hand lotion, toilet paper, etc. was priceless

[guzzy]

Stupid nothing.

That is priceless. I can't stand it when people take up two spots. That guy had it coming to him. Kudos to the guy who wrote the note.

[pope04]

I started to chuckle at the salutation:

"Dear Person"

[Antithesis]

Yeah, the salutation was the best ... even better than if it had begun, "Dear Asshat".

[Burninator]

My high school parking lot was a gong show too. Some kids with their 'riced' out cars would park on angles and take up two spots. Well other students would get ticked off because the parking lot would fill up completely. It's very annoying to drive around in a parking lot looking for parking when some ###### has taken up two spots. Lots of frustration was taken out on the paint of those cars as they walked by.