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Old 12-16-2007, 03:13 PM   #1
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Two things I love, time on my hands and alcohol. When I get one, I somehow get the other. The two never come separately.
I recently got some Jack Daniels chocolates, and with the holidays coming up I have some time on my hands. Looking over the packaging, I can't find anything leading me to believe that these do indeed contain alcohol. That is ofcourse other than the fact that the JD logo is plastered literally all over it. Do these contain alcohol?
My next question, if these do indeed contain alcohol, how much will I have to eat to get drunk? I figure someone else has tried this before, what were the results? I guess if this has never been done before, I may have to subject myself to the research and figure this out once and for all.
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:14 PM   #2
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Lots, and it'll make you barfy. I don't recommend it. As far as I know, they do contain alcohol, but each one is probably 1/6 of a shot. So you have to have 6 to equal one shot, how many shots until you're drunk?
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My first real experienced with alcohol was vodka chocolates back when I was 15. Lets just say that I haven't touched a single drop of vodka since.
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They are indeed alcoholic, but due to the sheer volume you'd have to consume the combination of chocolate and booze will make you sick well before the booze itself.....
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:26 PM   #5
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See, but this is the loophole for folks who work for "no alcohol allowed EVER" companies - it's chocolate, man! Sure you gotta eat a lot of them, but then you get 'barfy' so you go home. Where you barf and then drink some more - real JD this time. It's genius, sheer genius.
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:29 PM   #6
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HAHA, eating chocolates to get drunk? The whole point to those chocolates is because the combo of chocolate and JD tastes good.. IMO
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HAHA, eating chocolates to get drunk? The whole point to those chocolates is because the combo of chocolate and JD tastes good.. IMO

No way. Combo of chocolate and any type of booze is the express train to pukesville....
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A good dark chocolate and red win is a great combo. In excess yes it's definetely nasty. More than 1 and you'll feel ill.
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No way. Combo of chocolate and any type of booze is the express train to pukesville....
I just don't like any form of alcohol other than liquid. Deserts, chocolates, etc, NO. Give me my drink !
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I just don't like any form of alcohol other than liquid. Deserts, chocolates, etc, NO. Give me my drink !
Agreed. If I wanted booze in my cake I'd dump my beer on it.
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Sometimes chocolates like that have no alcholol in them. It depends. Some are just flavoring.
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