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Old 12-14-2007, 02:06 PM   #1
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Spawned from the Simpsons thread.

The one I've been using lately is if somebody makes a sarcastic joke I bust out the "Ohhhhhh, it's a funny because [insert explanation of joke]...OHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:13 PM   #3
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I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch!
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:14 PM   #4
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"I us-ed them down to $200"

Well, be careful what company you're keeping when you get that one out!
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:14 PM   #5
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I use this one when I hurt myself.

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Old 12-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #6
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Oh that is just morbidly obese.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #7
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #8
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Damint Meg!
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:18 PM   #9
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That's you! That's what you sound like!
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:23 PM   #10
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Not a quote I use, but I want to punch anyone that says "giggity" in the mouth
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:25 PM   #11
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What the deuce?

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Old 12-14-2007, 02:25 PM   #12
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Not a quote I use, but I want to punch anyone that says "giggity" in the mouth
OK, from what orifice should we say it?
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:28 PM   #13
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I usually have a conversation with my dog...

"Hey Dog... Dog... You love Lois..."

Something I don't want to say...

Wait... Pre-Op or Post-Op?
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:36 PM   #14
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Hey Meg 18 yet??
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:41 PM   #15
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Perhaps not daily use but..............

"Hello, 911? Quagmire here. No, this time I got it stuck in a window!"
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:44 PM   #16
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"BLAST!" a la Stewie

"I might kill you tonight."

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

"...you know, its just easier to call you stupid."
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Old 12-14-2007, 03:30 PM   #17
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"Would you have sex with her?"

"oh, yeah"

"Really?!"

"I would wreck that chick, I don't care what she looks like."
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I felt guilty once .... but then she woke up!
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I had a friend who {relevent to conversation} four years later bam got herpes
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