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Old 12-13-2007, 04:25 PM   #1
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Default Tara Reid - Plastic Surgery Disaster

We saw Frankenboob earlier, but I had no idea it also affected her stomach too. Bolts in the stomach, WDF???

Let me graphically represent someone's expressions as they look at a picture from head to toe of her:


(I still remember Frankenboob)



Also, are they rolling weed in that photo? The girl also needs to eat, the concentration camp look is not working for her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773

Is it possible to be worse than a C-List actress? Is there a Z-List?
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:34 PM   #2
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Just saw these the other day;

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Old 12-13-2007, 04:35 PM   #3
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These pix could be used on that Bud Light Commercial:

"Duuude."
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:36 PM   #4
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Yeah, but haven't they both had children? Can't rag on them for that.
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:36 PM   #5
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well its clearly not going to be top quality the moment its done.
although it does look likes she lactating in the first picture
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:38 PM   #6
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I just thing that some of these are disgusting..
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:38 PM   #7
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Why, oh why did I open the link? I know better than to read this stuff. I know that there'll be pictures that I don't want to see.
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:41 PM   #8
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PHOTON!!!! Can we have a smilie that is shuddering like Homer Simpson after he imagines Patty and Selma shaving their legs?
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:44 PM   #9
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"Dawn of the Dead 2.0"

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Old 12-13-2007, 04:45 PM   #10
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Yeah, but haven't they both had children? Can't rag on them for that.
I think Cindy Crawford doesn't look like that anymore.

I read a recent fitness article which praised her recent effort to lose her stomach fat and tone her overall body.

And yes, she has had 3 kids I believe. Makes a big difference.
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:57 PM   #11
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I actually got queasy when I looked at the Tara Reid photo's.

Wow, thats some quality surgery by Dr Nick there.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:13 PM   #12
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Tara, Tara, Tara...I'll never appreciate Van Wilder the same way again.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:16 PM   #13
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why this bubblehead skank continues to get press is beyond me
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:23 PM   #14
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She was hot in American Pie, if she had just faded away after that we would all still have pleasant thoughts of her. Now we all cringe. Sad really.
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:25 PM   #15
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It's shame women can't accept themselves for who they are. Imagine the wrong image Tara is giving to the younger generation.

Those pictures are disghusting!
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:09 PM   #16
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Wow. Scariest part for me was the fact that she's a -2 in size and has ass wrinkles. I'm sorry, skinny bums are yucky bums.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:25 PM   #17
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eww tara reid has a granny-ass
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:53 PM   #18
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Tara is a mess.

Cindy is 41 (almost 42 years old). Just wait till your wife is 42 and has had 3 kids.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:57 PM   #19
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Thank-you for reminding me never to get liposuction.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:58 PM   #20
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Thank-you for reminding me never to get liposuction.
I think there was a girl in Ontario who died as a result of getting liposuction.

But that is only the extreme case....it has done wonders for obese people who have bypass surgery....as well as liposuction and successfully get back to a healthy weight.
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