Couldn't decide which one would work better, so take your pick: 
  
While being javelined in the crotch by Flames forward Matthew Lombardi, Sam Gagne gently reminds him that he's "an Oiler- we don't have anything there, silly!" 
  
Matthew Lombardi goes for Sam Gagne's family jewels, but Gagne reminds him that Oilers families are poor, so they have no jewels.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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