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Old 11-28-2007, 03:38 PM   #1
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Hilarious...

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699...le-verses.html
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:45 PM   #2
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Oh, HELLS yeah! Fun funny stuff!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:20 PM   #3
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WOW!! THat's the best link ever! thanks man.
I'm gonna memorize all of those so I can act like Sam L
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:33 PM   #4
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thats friggen hilarious. Only in our society would we find the ass jawbone one funny.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:38 PM   #5
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Thank you for sharing that!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:43 PM   #6
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I didn't click... I fear religion...

But is Ezekiel 25-17 on there?
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:44 PM   #7
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I sense the 9-most x-rated bible verses coming up in the near future...oh wait some of those are on there.
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:23 PM   #8
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To go along with this:

The 5 biggest badass popes
http://www.cracked.com/article_15648...ass-popes.html
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:44 PM   #9
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I laughed my *** off - at work. Embarrassing but worth it!
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:56 PM   #10
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I didn't click... I fear religion...

But is Ezekiel 25-17 on there?
Nope..didn't make the cut...but some really good ones there.

I particularly like the one with the bear vs the youths.
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:38 PM   #11
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...so funny...
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:41 PM   #12
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It would have been more badass if Cracked had used the KJV translation.

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD"
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Old 11-28-2007, 06:51 PM   #13
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To go along with this:

The 5 biggest badass popes
http://www.cracked.com/article_15648...ass-popes.html
Oh that ol' Alex Six, what a guy! Party animal!
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:48 PM   #14
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I have always loved this verse and tryid to live my life to it, although i am an atheist.

Ecclesiastes 11:6

6 Sow your seed in the morning,
and at evening let not your hands be idle,
for you do not know which will succeed,
whether this or that,
or whether both will do equally well.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:00 PM   #15
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My favorite bad ass verse ... Johnny Cash fans will probably recognize part of it -

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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