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Old 11-28-2007, 03:14 PM   #21
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:18 PM   #22
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You got Q-tips in your office?
I'm a gynecologist.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:21 PM   #23
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Slighty OT, but so is this thread:

Does anyone else's ear wax usually smell fairly funky? Every time I go in to clear some buildup my pinky finger smells pretty nasty. It's something I only noticed a couple weeks ago.
Yes, but only weirdos smell their finger after.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:21 PM   #24
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I'm a gynecologist.
maybe Juventus3 is too
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:22 PM   #25
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:26 PM   #26
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I'm a gynecologist.
and you're worried about cleaning your ear why? FOCUS MAN FOCUS!

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Old 11-28-2007, 03:28 PM   #27
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:28 PM   #28
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I've got a vial of synthetic crude that should clean the pipes pretty good.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:30 PM   #29
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:38 PM   #30
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:45 PM   #31
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I'd use a mini screw driver I have here.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:57 PM   #33
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Yes, but only weirdos smell their finger after.
Then color me weird!

I'm not even sure how I noticed it at first, but I'd bet the next time you clear out ear wax you smell it!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:05 PM   #34
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Then color me weird!

I'm not even sure how I noticed it at first, but I'd bet the next time you clear out ear wax you smell it!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:08 PM   #35
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End of my co-workers pen....which he likes to suck and chew on....TAKE THAT! HA HA!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:08 PM   #36
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Pen cap. A flat one like on a cheapie Bic, not a triangular one.

Or, the hottie Auditor's long, lean, legs wrapped around my head should squeeze the last vestiges of wax out of my ears.

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Old 11-28-2007, 04:10 PM   #37
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End of my co-workers pen....which he likes to suck and chew on....TAKE THAT! HA HA!
Yeah cuz his saliva is germ free! hahahahahaha.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:12 PM   #38
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:15 PM   #39
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My doctor has always said Q-tips are bad. It tends to clog or pack the wax and could lead to ear ache and further complications. Just use around the ridges, but don't go cramming in a Q-tip in your ear (actually, Q-tip doesn't even advertise for use on ears anymore)

anyways, finger
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:17 PM   #40
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I actually keep one of those bamboo Asian ear-pickers in my drawer

I wouldn't recommend it though, they're addictive!
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