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Old 11-12-2007, 01:30 PM   #21
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Another Snatch quote

This one is too easy, but one of my very favorite lines from one of my very favorite movies.

"Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Give her the shot. "
Pulp Fiction.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.



I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and ######ing use them!
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American Pie

"By the power of Grey Skull!"
Hot Fuzz

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:37 PM   #24
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"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Looks like we're... [snickers] looks like we're shy one horse."
"No, you brought two too many."
Actually mine was from American Pie but I assume you were doing the one that was posted before mine that was answered already.

Anyways, once upon a time in the west.

And Locke's

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Silence of the Lambs (we can answer Locke's now)
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
Blade Runner

this one's from a classic movie from my childhood

"It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off."
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Blade Runner

this one's from a classic movie from my childhood

"It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off."
Maximum Overdrive

I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
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Blade Runner

this one's from a classic movie from my childhood

"It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off."
Maximum Overdrive


"A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a c** receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same. "
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Blade Runner

this one's from a classic movie from my childhood

"It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar housecleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off."
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Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done on this side. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be griddle marks.
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Maximum Overdrive


"A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a c** receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same. "
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:54 PM   #30
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Maximum Overdrive

I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
CP after a bad loss?

"They're not gonna catch us, We're on a mission from God!"
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"Now I want you to remember that nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumbass die for his country."
Patton

"They've gone to plaid!"
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If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight sir, pack your bags fellas, wars over...Amen.
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Saving Private Ryan

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Guys, you have to stop using google though, anybody who uses google forfeits his quote!
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If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight sir, pack your bags fellas, wars over...Amen.
Saving Private Ryan.


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"Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
Too slow! But I think that's Ghostbusters. But the best line from that movie is "Listen! Do you smell that?"
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"Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
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"QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"
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"QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"
Mighty Ducks 1, 2 and 3.

And the best ghostbusters line is without question:

"He Slimed me."

"You knock on the devil's door long enough and eventually somebody's going to answer."
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