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Old 11-07-2007, 02:13 PM   #101
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Old 11-07-2007, 03:32 PM   #102
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:01 PM   #103
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I once walked up to a female cop and said:

"Hey baby, your Glock is showing, come home with me and I'll fix that for you...."

Hilarity most certainly did not ensue.
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