Different Fart Smells (do not read if you don't like farts)

[STeeLy]

Cabbage doesn't do it for me, however, yams... now those things give me the best ammo all around when it comes to flatulence...

[Burninator]

This conversation starts and ends with Taco Bell. It turns the cabin on my car into a bio hazard as I rush home to wreak havoc on a toilet.

[Oil Stain]

Originally Posted by NuclearFart

Alot of it comes down to what we eat, and the specific types of bacterial flora that colonize our colons. Roughly 1/3 of people produce Hydrogen sulfide gas, while another 1/3 produce predominantly methane. Hence the statistic about 1/3 of us being able to ignite our farts is apparently quite plausible.

So one third of people produce toxic H2S gas. Interesting.

What does the other 1/3 produce? Mustard Gas?

Anyway, you should be able to wrangle a day off work out of this if your farts contain H2S. Just buy an H2S tester, switch to a diet of beans and beer.

Then while sitting in your cubicle, let one rip directly into the tester. If it reads 15 parts per million, demand to be released (with pay of course)from the dangerous enviroment.

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by Oil Stain

So one third of people produce toxic H2S gas. Interesting.

What does the other 1/3 produce? Mustard Gas?

Anyway, you should be able to wrangle a day off work out of this if your farts contain H2S. Just buy an H2S tester, switch to a diet of beans and beer.

Then while sitting in your cubicle, let one rip directly into the tester. If it reads 15 parts per million, demand to be released (with pay of course)from the dangerous enviroment.

Or see if ur fart lights on fire, if u do, u request the rest of the day off from work because of a potential fire hazard...

[llama64]

I tend to suffer from some bowel disorder that is yet to be diagnosed (these things apparently take years...). One of the side products (benefits? ) is some truly offensive gas.

Usually you can stand the smell of your own brand. There are some days where I will expend tremendous amounts of energy trying to hold it in because I know that one slip means death for everyone within 50 feet of my current location.

The smell is indescribable. This is mostly due to the melting of your nasal receptors. Beer and high carbohydrate foods are the best triggers for me. Apparently it has to do with the amount of bacteria in your tract. Feed em sugars and they will bloom.

My favorite memory is letting one of these death bombs go on the dance floor in Cowboys. I managed to clear a good section of it too. I was proud.

[The Fonz]

I cupped a hangover fart and threw it in my friends mouth while he was sleeping, then he started smacking and licking his lips. I think he tasted that one

[SarichFan]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

I cupped a hangover fart and threw it in my friends mouth while he was sleeping, then he started smacking and licking his lips. I think he tasted that one

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sick

[Five-hole]

Originally Posted by Torture

I find that the farts I have the morning after a night of drinking are the rankest farts around. That and the first dump after a night of drinking

I like to call 'em the Booze Poos.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

I cupped a hangover fart and threw it in my friends mouth while he was sleeping, then he started smacking and licking his lips. I think he tasted that one

Worse than the Dutch Oven.

[Sylvanfan]

Green Peppers combine with Ground beef seems to create a rather large volume of gas inside my instestines that must be released. I must admit that I think someone must have done a study on fart energy and theorized that they have the one amount of energy but each occasion of flatulence distributes the energy differently. Heat, Sound, Aroma...What you eat must affect which energy will be accentuated by the flatulence that will follow.

[Biff]

Let's not pass by (pun intended) without paying homage to the Egg Fart. A sure-fire (pun intended) recipe: one egg mcmuffin, one sausage mcmuffin with egg, let simmer for 15 minutes. Serve warm fresh from the oven.

[llama64]

Originally Posted by Biff

Let's not pass by (pun intended) without paying homage to the Egg Fart. A sure-fire (pun intended) recipe: one egg mcmuffin, one sausage mcmuffin with egg, let simmer for 15 minutes. Serve warm fresh from the oven.

Related closely to the McFart. Namely:

1 - Eat Big Mac
2 - Leave simmering for 20 minutes
3 - Release in crowded room/hallway
4 - Profit!

My favorite release location is the elevator just before my floor

For best results, eat two Big Macs. Remember to wear a diaper though.

[flamesdyehard]

Oh man, my gas I have tonight made me think about this thread I created and I just had to bump it. I had Tacotime tonight, and I am producing very well tonight, very well.

[doozwimp]

This conversation begins and ends with teriyaki sauce.

[TheU]

Originally Posted by BlAcKNoVa

Whenever I eat cabbage, that's when I really start farting. I hate waking up the next day after eating cabbage, my room just reeks like you wouldn't believe...

It tastes so good though and cleans you out pretty well too hehe

for me, pizza does the trick. I can clear rooms. It's not even funny "ha ha" your farts are terrible, it's more like "dear god were you eating crap for 12 hours straight?"

[flamesdyehard]

Originally Posted by TheU

for me, pizza does the trick. I can clear rooms. It's not even funny "ha ha" your farts are terrible, it's more like "dear god were you eating crap for 12 hours straight?"

Is it actually tough to take yourself or can you still enjoy it?

[TheU]

no for those ones i honestly feel sickened by myself. thankfully they're rare

[flamesdyehard]

I yet to make a fart of my own that I didn't like... That's an amazing feat my man. My wife on the other hand, she gets pretty mad at me some nights.

Aspartame. Everytime I'm on a sugar-free diet I get them. But they're more quantity than quality.

I just posted and then read my signature...made me giggle.