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Burninator · 11-06-2007, 11:00 PM

That is weird. It's almost like flatulence is somehow related to your digestive tract. Who'd have known?

BlackArcher101 · 11-06-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Burninator

That is weird. It's almost like flatulence is somehow related to your digestive tract. Who'd have known?

I see your terrible and raise to excellent. Nothing wrong with a comedic thread now and then.

Burninator · 11-06-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackArcher101

I see your terrible and raise to excellent. Nothing wrong with a comedic thread now and then.

Nothing wrong with funny threads, if this was one. Farts are funny when preformed in public at deliberate times. Farts are funny when the punch line of a joke is the fart. Farts are funny when used as a witty come back. Farts are not funny when discussing the different smells, unless discussing the smell is part of the retelling of one of the previous three examples. I will admit the part in brackets made me smirk.

Plus every time I post that "rate this thread" picture, the rating of the thread goes up, probably to spite me.

greyshep · 11-06-2007, 11:13 PM

Man I havent literally laughed out loud while reading a message board thread in a long time til I read this one.

Thanks CP. My wife is wondering why I am giggling now.

STeeLy · 11-07-2007, 12:02 AM

Silent and deadly is always the way to go...

but I hate the ones that gets out the hole but wouldn't go past the cheek for like a minute... those are horrible...

Deelow · 11-07-2007, 12:02 AM

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Man I havent literally laughed out loud while reading a message board thread in a long time til I read this one.

Thanks CP. My wife is wondering why I am giggling now.

Dutch Oven later?

Torture · 11-07-2007, 12:16 AM

This was really great timing with the thread. I just farted like 3 or 4 times in my room. Then my roommate walks in and he's like "uhh....did you just fart?"

I find that the farts I have the morning after a night of drinking are the rankest farts around. That and the first dump after a night of drinking

Hemi-Cuda · 11-07-2007, 12:52 AM

the worst are ninja sharts. nothing quite comes close to the embarrassment of having to waddle to the bathroom to clean up and change your pants

SarichFan · 11-07-2007, 01:12 AM

5 star thread

Ironhorse · 11-07-2007, 01:17 AM

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What's even more interesting is that some of the medical gastroenterologists have devoted medical articles to this exact issue, from use as diagnostic clues to treatments.
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Lol at the username. Perfect timing as they say.

Oh, and I had an extra large order of onion rings today.

NuclearFart · 11-07-2007, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironhorse

Lol at the username. Perfect timing as they say.

Oh, and I had an extra large order of onion rings today.

Who doesnt love a great fart?!

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Babes live

jayswin · 11-07-2007, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Burninator

That is weird. It's almost like flatulence is somehow related to your digestive tract. Who'd have known?

Does anyone have that debby downer caption? serisouly though, I needed a good laugh today, and this thread has done it.

Rifleman · 11-07-2007, 01:44 AM

Not sure if I got the link from here, but the following is a video that tells you how to best spread your farts, far and wide, for all mankind to enjoy.

http://www.maniacworld.com/fart-propagation.html

jroc · 11-07-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Burninator

Nothing wrong with funny threads, if this was one. Farts are funny when preformed in public at deliberate times. Farts are funny when the punch line of a joke is the fart. Farts are funny when used as a witty come back. Farts are not funny when discussing the different smells, unless discussing the smell is part of the retelling of one of the previous three examples. I will admit the part in brackets made me smirk.

Infamous quote from J pold, who used to cuff his farts and throw them on me. I would then tell him it's not funny:

"Of course it's funny! anything you throw at somebody is funny! Take a baseball for instance. If you just look at a baseball, it is not funny at all, but if i throw the baseball at you, hilarity will persue!"

Jayems · 11-07-2007, 02:12 AM

One must always be leery of losing a 50/50

gordo67 · 11-07-2007, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by NuclearFart

Who doesnt love a great fart?!

When it comes from my dog, she has the absolute rankest farts you have ever smelt. Most of the time they smell human, when this happens I look at the wife and ask "did you just fart". She can literally clear a room, you never hear them they just creep up on you and that is it..

@theCBE · 11-07-2007, 07:33 AM

A couple weeks ago I farted in my sleep and it smelt so bad that it woke me up. It was a combination of a few pints at the pub and a falafel right before bed.

flamesdyehard · 11-07-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Burninator

That is weird. It's almost like flatulence is somehow related to your digestive tract. Who'd have known?

Ah C'mon, there's worse things to talk about than farts! It's an innocent harmless thread. Thanks for all your input by the way

North East Goon · 11-07-2007, 09:36 AM

Tried and true way to give you the worst smelling gas of all time - Burger King Onion Rings!

BlAcKNoVa · 11-07-2007, 10:08 AM

Whenever I eat cabbage, that's when I really start farting. I hate waking up the next day after eating cabbage, my room just reeks like you wouldn't believe...

It tastes so good though and cleans you out pretty well too hehe