11-06-2007, 05:15 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Maxim "the unsexiest women in the world"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21494412/
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http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/Entertainm...16145-sun.html
on the list is
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Madonna
4) Sandra Oh
5) Britney Spears
wow and they wonder why girls have low self esteem
this is what they say
1 Sarah Jessica Parker
"The least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women."
2 Amy Winehouse
She has "translucent skin" and a "rat's nest mane."
3 Sandra Oh
"Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure."
4 Madonna
"With a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull."
5 Britney Spears
"She's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."
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Last edited by feartheflames; 11-06-2007 at 05:38 PM.
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11-06-2007, 05:20 PM
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can i add sarah silverman to that list? can't stand that try-hard.
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11-06-2007, 05:23 PM
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It's mean ya, but true. Sarah Parker or whatever her name is needs some major nosejob action (sorry, but it's hollywood, if you don't like the heat get outta the kitchen!).
Britney spears has the ability to be on both sides of the spectrum, but she's white trash so it probably won't happen.
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11-06-2007, 05:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by feartheflames
wow and they wonder why girls have low self esteem
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Maybe some girls just need to grow some thicker skin? One of the men's magazines (either Maxim, Stuff or FHM) had something similar about the ugliest men on TV about 6 months ago.
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11-06-2007, 05:26 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Kristen Dunst better be on that list....
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11-06-2007, 05:29 PM
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Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot.
Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that Sarah Jessica Parker is extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence. 
Edit: Thank you 4X4.
Last edited by Clever_Iggy; 11-06-2007 at 06:38 PM.
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11-06-2007, 05:42 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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I'll be ok with it if we can add Ann Coulter to the list 
I guess My problem is with Sandra Oh (it seems really weird that they singled her out - she's not horrible) and Britney Spears ( why kick a person when they are down.  )
other than that... whatever
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11-06-2007, 05:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by feartheflames
I'll be ok with it if we can add Ann Coulter to the list
I guess My problem is with Sandra Oh (it seems really weird that they singled her out - she's not horrible) and Britney Spears ( why kick a person when they are down. )
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Oh come on. Whenever I see her and her facial features I constantly ask myself how someone like that not only got on TV in a regular role but also is expected to have a love interest. She wins the Cynthia Nixon award for ugliest Supporting actress in a TV series. Funny how gritty women are featured on shows watched primarily by women. It's almost as if these characters are screaming out to men: 'change the channel.'
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11-06-2007, 05:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clever_Iggy
Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot.
Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that she's extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence. |
And her head is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too big for her body too.
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11-06-2007, 05:57 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Lucy Liu is horrid. Can't believe she gets so many roles.
Paris Hilton has to be one too. All that money and she still messes up her plastic surgery.
and sarah jessica parker? Matthew Broderick would look hotter in an evening gown. hehe
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11-06-2007, 06:28 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
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The Maxim article was gratuitously cruel; Parker was compared to Secretariat.
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11-06-2007, 06:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
The Maxim article was gratuitously cruel; Parker was compared to Secretariat.
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Well, if the horseshoe fits...
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11-06-2007, 06:36 PM
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I totally agree with number one on the list. yuck
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11-06-2007, 06:36 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clever_Iggy
Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that she's extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence. |
Very easily misunderstood... 
Maxim sucks. Maybe they were funnier in the past, or maybe I've grown out of their humour, but reading Maxim makes my brain hurt.
As for an ugly list, pretty unnecessary IMO. What was that thing my mother used to say about not being able to say anything nice?
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11-06-2007, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 4X4
Very easily misunderstood... |
Wowza. 
I think Ill edit that.
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11-06-2007, 06:39 PM
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One of the Nine
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I am glad that somebody else has recognized how ugly Sandra Oh is. I am sorry but I just can't find this girl good looking.
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11-06-2007, 06:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Very easily misunderstood...
Maxim sucks. Maybe they were funnier in the past, or maybe I've grown out of their humour, but reading Maxim makes my brain hurt.
As for an ugly list, pretty unnecessary IMO. What was that thing my mother used to say about not being able to say anything nice? |
Maxim's first year or two it was a good magazine. Yeah, they still had the hot covergirl, but inside they actually had interesting articles, like a doorman at a high end strip club. Then they seemed to decide any article with more than 400 words was too long. After that it was funny for a bit, but got tired really quickly.
And this article was just spiteful. Anyone recall Ms Parker in LA Story? She was pretty cute there.
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11-06-2007, 06:53 PM
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That's funny, I really find Sandra Oh attractive. The hair... mmmm.
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11-06-2007, 07:15 PM
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With the obvious exception of Britney, they really pick on women who have actual brains and talent.
Who makes the sexy-dame list in this magazine (besides Britney probably 2 years ago)? Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila and some porn star I'm sure, or a comparable list of talentless, silicone ditzes. I know which crowd I'd prefer to hang out with.
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11-06-2007, 07:32 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I remember SJP in a kids movie, Hocus Pocus. She was a witch. And I remember liking her in that.
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